Choxie -Helium-

Basics.
Im impatient.
At times I can be shallow.
Myspace has become my addiction.
My style is better than yours Dont tell me lies or I'll cut yor tongue out.
Make me laugh everyday and You'll be my best friend.
Photography and witchcraft are my passions.
Cillian Murphy and Kevin Zegers are my weakness.
Yes, I am a sarcastic person.
I am also a crack whore who sells crack addicted babies.
I will love you if your a boy who never stops giving me kisses, and never stops playing with my hair.
I like the colder side of the bed and will push you off if your on it.
Yes I have many secrets, yes you will never know them.
I’m the shyest, most awkward person you’ll ever meet.
I’m incredibly mellow and laid back, and you’ll be lucky if you can get two words out of me the first time you meet me.
The main thing I want to be when I grow up is happy, but besides that, there is no doubt in my mind that I’m going to be a laser eye surgeon.
Ever since I was little, that’s the only thing I’ve wanted to be, it’s the only thing I’m really interested in.
I’m obsessed with music; it’s my life, as cliché as that sounds.
I’m far more mature and intelligent than my age dictates.
The fact that I’m only 14 has nothing to do with anything.
Most people my age annoy the fuck out of me, and it’s hard for me to believe that’s what I could’ve been like.
Most of my friends are older.
I love making people happy, but I won’t change for someone just to do so.
I get along with mostly everyone I meet.
I’m passive-aggressive, I hate yelling and fighting, and I don’t understand people who love to argue, do you?
I’m a geek, a dork, a nerd, however you want to put it.
Most of my friends are nerds as well.
Probably because they run around in the street waving their arms everywhere like I do.
I don’t take anything seriously, especially life.
It really bothers me when people don’t know how to lighten up.
In the words of Ferris Bueller, “Life moves pretty fast, if you don’t stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.”
P.S: Stop stealing my shit.
Truth.
My favorite animal is the CAT.
You can talk all you want, sex isn't the best thing in the world.
Love Is.
I don’t like when people touch me, if you do I will flinch or hold my breath until you stop.
When I Say "LMAO" I am really laughing in front of the computer monitor like an insane person.
But My Ass Doesnt Come Off.
I will watch any scary movie with you as long as your fine with me clawing my nails into your skin and suffocating you with my body.
I will take care of you when you're sick and lay with you in your bed, even if it means me getting sick too.
My Love Life Is Cursed, everyone says that but mine really is.
Ive never had a real boyfriend nor have I been kissed.
I can be the sweetest girl if I like you.
I can be the meanest girl if you hurt someone I like. =)
I always try to be a vegetarian, the thought of me eating flesh isn’t that appetizing, yet I do it.
People say Im very graceful, but in my head I assure you, Im about to explode.
I Wont Tell You If You Have Something In Your Teeth.
That would be awkward.
I sometimes Sleep Naked.
Call Me A Nudist.
I Like Coloring In Coloring Books because I find it challenging to get the ink exactly in the lines.
I Count With My Fingers 90% of the time.
I Dont Know My Times Tables.
I Rock Out With My socks out.
I Cant Wear sneakers With Socks.
And I always have to be doing something with my hands.
Leopard Is My Favorite Color.
I don’t Believe Santa Clause or The Easter Bunny is real but I would like to.
My Last Name is August, no I was not born in that month.
Plastic elementary school jungle gyms hurt my hands after 5 seconds.
And I get nervous when cute boys look at me for a long period of time.
I wont be afraid to have fun just becausue I might mess up my hair.
I hate to get people mad but it seems that’s one of the things im really good at.
Im one of the few people who actually look better in [person].
I dont find myself photogenic at all.
Im An AIM and MSN Addict.
I wont call you.
I hate talking on the phone.
I Will memorize all the words to your favorite songs and sing them with you In the car.
And I Will Drive Hours To See You.
I Will Try To Teach You To HardxCore Dance.
I Will Thumb Wrestle In Public With You.
I Will Rub your head Until It Stops Hurting.
I Will try to learn everything about you so that you wont have to tell me.
I Will Make Cute Faces At You In The Rear View Mirror When You Follow Me In Your Car.
And No Matter The Circumstances Or Miles, I Will Love You.
If you read all this. cool beans. =)