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About Me

Originally a drink-slinger from Erie, PA, I live in St. Pete with my hotass boyfriend and I just finished up my M.A. in Art History from IU. I studied abroad in Italy this past summer and it was easily the most unbelieveable experence ever. I love to study and would easily be fine with making a living as a professional student. I love to have fun, meet new people, fashion magazines, body modification, enjoying life, reading, painting, music, working out,laughing and making people laugh, sleeping, eating pizza and other various junk...then napping afterwards. I currently tend bar at the Bishop, so come on in!THIS VIDEO IS CLEAR EVIDENCE THAT TALL, WHITE GIRLS WHO WERE ONCE BALLERINAS SHOULD NEVER TRY AND DANCE AT PARTIES...
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My Interests

Bartending. Painting. Ceramics. Art History. Ballet. Tap. Jazz. Wine. Gin. Dark beer. Tagging. Eyes. Skin. Body piercing. Skateboarding. Tattoos. Music. Drawing. Sweating. Sneakers. Tevas. Bartending. Reading. Research. Laying out. Sleeping in, napping, anything in the SNOOZE family. Allergies. Kicking ass. Johnny Depp. Brad Pitt. Bruce Willis. Angelina Jolie. Ellen Degeneres. Jerry Seinfeld. Bill Cosby. Lisa Lampanelli. Jim Gaffigan. Dane Cook. Eddie Izzard. Kathy Griffin. Dave Chapelle. Daffy Duck. K-9. Dying my hair. Making out. Pizza. Tea. Jalapenos. Tabasco. Steak. Spags. ravioli. Homemade pasta sauce. Cartoons. Immaturity. Popcicles-preferrably the BIG Rocket pops. Snowball fights. Making a mess. Rocking. Slinkies. Running. "The oldest trick in the book".

I'd like to meet:

Most importantly, I'd like to meet my Grandfather. He died when my dad was reayy young and I've always heard amazing things about him.Vincent Price. (How cool would that be???) Chuck Jones. Mel Blank. Leonardo DaVinci, too. That man was a genius. I'd also like to meet Paolo Veronese, Tim Burton, and Durmot Mulroney so I can marry him.I also wouldn't mind going back to the Dada period and kicking Marcel Duchamp's ass

Music:

INDIE ROCK, PUNK, METAL, HIP HOP, OLD ROCK, INDUSTRIAL, ANYTHING REALLY AS LONG AS IT SOUNDS GOOD: The Beatles, Dragonforce, BoySetsFire, The Juliana Theory, Spitalfield, Face to Face, Social Distortion, Queen, SIMON AND GARFUNKLE, Alkaline Trio, Deathcab for Cutie, Gameface, Cradle of Filth, , Smashing Pumpkins, Ani DiFranco, Elvis Costello, Elvis himself, Indigo Girls, Radiohead, A Tribe Called Quest, Outkast, Usher, Beastie Boys, Wyclef, Rage, Buzzcocks, Catch 22, Garbage, Ash, Pavement, Ween, Social Distortion, The Shins, Grade, Misfits, Saves The Day, Stretch Armstrong, The Jam, Joy Division, The Clash, Hot Hot Heat, Minor Threat, Soundgarden, Fugazi, Rites of Spring, Jawbreaker, Dead Boys, Zero Boys,The Shins, Iron and Wine, The Pixies, Descendents, Jane's Addiction, Hot Water Music, Goo Goo Dolls, The Get Up Mullets,Nirvana, Motley Crue, Iron Maiden, Sex Pistols, Sneaker Pimps, The Cure, U2, Green Day, Nine Inch Nails, Quicksand, Thrill Kill Cult, Black Flag, Ministry, Helmet. Knifefight the World, Black Rose Diary, Burning Horizon (R.I.P.), Pegasus Unicorn, Who Bleeds First, Moon Patrol, Hardright, Village of Dead Roads, Canadian Friday, No Grave But the Sea... you get the idea.

Movies:

Start the list...The Star Wars Trilogy (preferrably Empire), anything involving Morgan Freeman or Johnny Depp, Hackers, The Goonies, The Great Race, Romeo and Juliet, High Fidelity (and might as well include all Cusack flicks), Empire Records, Center Stage, Love Actually, Ghostbusters, The Sting, Back to the Future, Mallrats, Rounders, Swingers, The Xmen movies, Girl Interrupted, Ocean's 11, Fight Club, The Usual Suspects, Memento, 12 Monkeys, The Count of Monte Cristo, Run Lola Run, Garden State, Napoleon Dynamite, Miracle, Alice in Wonderland, Juno, Lucky Number Slevin, Tim Burton is a genius...and though I'll never watch it again, Requiem for a Dream was insanely good and made me cry like a frightened child.

Television:

The Big Bang Theory,Scrubs,Seinfeld, Friends, Family Guy, Desperate Housewives, What Not To Wear, The Food Network, America's Next Top Model, Top Chef, The Simpsons, NCIS, Project Runway, Will & Grace, Miami Ink, Emergency Vets, Animal Planet's "The Most Extreme...", Beavis and Butthead, Jackass, Law & Order: SVU, and most importantly....CARTOONS!!!

Books:

SEX, DRUGS, AND COCOA PUFFS* (*A LOW CULTURE MANIFESTO),THE RAPE OF THE MASTERS: HOW POLITICAL CORRECTNESS SABOTAGES ART, THE LOST PAINTINGA TALE OF TWO CITIESTHE CHASE

Heroes:

Joseph Q. Daniele...A.K.A- "daddaddaddio"

My Blog

ITALIA KICKS ASS!

Hey everyone! Just wanted to let all of those near and dear to me that I'll have internet here and there. I miss you all and wish you were here to take pictures with me. I hope all is well at home! I'...
Posted by McGuffy on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 02:58:00 PST

BYE GUYS!

Hey everybody!  I leave for Italy tomorrow and I simply cannot wait.  I'll have limited internet for a while, so if you email me, it may take me a while to respond. I'll be back mid-August f...
Posted by McGuffy on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 09:55:00 PST

Is there no place for classical art in advertising anymore???

  If you look around on a daily basis, driving by billboards, watching tv (especially music channels), or even seeing how dumbass college girls dress on a Friday night out, things are pretty tast...
Posted by McGuffy on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 10:06:00 PST