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About Me

About me? How about it's about bloody time I filled out this crap. I'm a 19 year old crazy man with both an 8 year old and 80 year old man's mannerisms. I am a boxer kind of guy. I love any type of humor and love to hear people laugh. I've done lots of dumb stuff in the past, and still do lots of dumb stuff, but I like to think I have come a long way from where I used to be. Like I have slowly given up my love for diving in the dumpster for four hours straight in nothing but a speedo and cut myself with busted up rusty pipes and then go to raves and smear blood all over people. Although it is a good time. I am a fairly religious person, Jesus being my homeboy and Savior. Word up. I am random and moody. Certain days I can be really talkative and other days I can be a brick wall. I 3 hygiene. My sister, Dana Elizabeth Kelley, who I love to death, can lick her own elbow. I think that's worthy of mention. I have a dog whom I neglect named Cloud and miss him and his crazy goodness and he is a much better dog than Dana's mutt Trixie because he isn't lazy like a recliner. I have parents and for once in my life I get along with them. We rarely argue now, but I suppose that's because I have my own job. I find it funny that my dad didn't get along with anyone in the family until they all got their own money. I used to live on a couch in my friend's dorm room at a college I didn't attend. AKA, I was the bum friend that no one really wanted but keep around because he's a bro. Then I lived in a house with the same fellows, but that didn't really work because all I did was clean up after them. So I moved out of there and now live in an apartment with a fellow named Kyle whom I never really got along with in high school but now we get along. Fun. I hate shorts. I hate ankle socks. I love music, and will listen to anything except country. I love video games and am attending ITT Tech to become a graphic designer(whatever that means) if all goes according to plan. That doesn't mean I will be making video games though. It just means I will be designing some sort of graphic art for my future. I love my friends more than just about anything. I think if I were to choose how I die I would want one of my best friends to do me in. Yeah, a little wierd and probably cause a bit of trauma, but to each his own. I'm a-political, off and on a-sexual, but most of all a-pathetic. Haha. I made a funny. I'm fairly secure in my beliefs, but always learning and willing to learn. Christianity is what I believe though. Just to be clear. Clear as a window in the mud. I have no personality. None. Nada. Imagine cookie dough if it were given life, that would be me. I'm sweet, but ultimately bad for your health, unless you baked me for a really long time, and then I turn into this golden chocolate cookie goodness that is still bad for your health, but no one in their right mind couldn't keep keep me out of their mouth. Wait, that analogy was taken a little to far. I am dating an amazing individual who goes by the name Kelli Jean. She blows my mind everytime I am with her. I am very thankful and very grateful to be with her and given a chance to make her happy. ..

My Interests

I play lots of video games. I have been known to read on occasion. Former internet junkie. I occasionally moon people, go to the laudromat, try to tip cows, stay out ridiculously late, trip people, talk to myself, watch everyone get inebriated to no end and then take care of them. I have two jobs now, one at Dekalb Tech as tech support, and the other at a Caribou Coffee. No I will not give you a free drink if you visit me. I do some school here and there. I like girls. I like small groups of friends. I like movies. I like spending hours on end talking on the phone. I like recording things with a picture or video camera. I do some Flash video stuff on my computer sometimes, as well as small random videos. I like physical activity, and have been meaning to get back into shape. I really like warm weather, and despise the cold like a racoon despises the ocean. I swim, play basketball, run, ultimate frisbee, jump rope, bench press 220, barkball, and kickball. Man I miss kickball.

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, Jack Black, Jim Carrey, Sylvester Stallone, Ghandi, that one guy from Surf Ninjas, Seth McFarlane, Hideo Kojima, your mom, anyone from Fiji, Tim Burton, Charles Darwin, Steven Hawkings, Albert Einstein, Joe Belushi, John Candy, Chris Farley, Chocolate Thunda, a sumo wrestler, Martin Luther King Jr., Martin Luther, Judas.

Music:

Anything but country. Some of my favorites are Hillsong United, Rage against the Machine, Tenacious D, Blink-182, Blindside, Nightwish, Phish, Bloodhound Gang, Placebo, Heroes Among Thieves, Five Iron Frenzy, Cursive, Mogwai, A Perfect Circle, Paul Simon, Wesley Willis, Never Heard Of It, Bright Eyes, Dead Kennedys, Don McLean, Gorillaz, Group X, Incubus, Interpol, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Millencolin, Nightwish, The Who, The Beatles, Pinback, Sebadoh, Smashing Pumpkins, Stiff Little Fingers, Sting, Subhumans, Sublime, Supertramp, The Moody Blues, The Suicide Machines, The Weakerthans, Tsunami Bomb, Velvet Underground, anything Whitney burns me.

Movies:

Anything Jack Black touches. Saving Silverman, Orange County, The Jeckel, School of Rock, King Kong, Shark Tale, Envy, High Fidelity, Shallow Hal. Anything Jim Carrey touches. Dumb and Dumber says it all. Say Anything, Seven, Requim For a Dream, Snatch, Trainspotting, SLC Punk, Night at the Roxbury, Anchorman, Mystery Men, Superstar, Zoolander, Ace Ventura, Red Vs Blue, FF7:AC, Fifth Element, Equilibrium, Notebook, Judge Dredd, Starship Troopers, Eternal Sunshine, Labyrinth, Dark Crystal, Mirrormask, Boondock Saints, Usual Suspects, Donnie Darko, Grumpy Old Men, Schindler's List, Fight Club, Nightmare Before Christmas, Dogma, Matrix, LOTR, Indiana Jones, Star Wars, Lethal Weapons, Caddyshack, Animal House, Cool Runnings, Tommy Boy, Reservoir Dogs, The Exorcist, Blade, Arlington Road, Mothman Prophecies, Pi, Terminator.

Television:

No cable... Family Guy and Anime is all I watch now

Books:

Bronze Bow, Bell Jar, Girl Interrupted, Prozac Nation, A Game of Thrones, Book of Marvels, the Bible, Ishmael, Diary

Heroes:

Jesus, Jack Black, Jim Carrey, my karate instructor Mr. Hammonds. Anyone who loves people. ..