VOTE FOR HOMER 2008 ! ! !
Homer's Campaign Platform for 2008. Here it is:* A friend to one, a friend to all. (Except Flanders.)* There is nothing to fear except fear itself. Oh... and fear of the voices... the constant voices telling me to do things... bad things* I promise there will be fewer nuclear disasters with me as your President than with me as your nuclear safety inspector.* I will fill the pot holes, help the pot heads and eat the pot pies.* I will put a man on Mars within the decade. That man will be Flanders. And he will not return.* No big government, just big waist sizes.* Children are the future. That's why they must be stopped today.* I will make the trains run on time. On second thought, coal might be better. I will make the trains run on coal.* I will legalize the hunting of sisters-in-law.* Repeal all taxes... make Sweden pay for everything
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