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About Me

I come from Alabama minus the banjo on my knee but lived in London England for a few years; back in days of yore when George Michael was straight and Michael Jackson was still black.....For my day job, I make beautiful 3D animations and and videos of lots of military stuff blowing up..........For the past 5 years I've lived on a horseless horse farm in the grand metropolis of New Market Alabama, home of tens of people in America, some of whom, including yours truly, with a full set of teeth..............It's a beautiful little piece of property complete with a Centennial 1905 farm house, two barns, a Spring fed pond and a Gargantuan "Gone With the Wind" Oak Tree for those moments when one wants to bite into a radish like Scarlett O'Hara and yell "I'll never be hungry again!!!"....In homage to my favorite movie, I have named my plantation "UniOak" in lieu of the missing other 11 oak trees.

My Interests

As far as hobbies are concerned, I like performing in off off off off off off Broadway productions, airbrushing portraits, building furniture (cabinets, and armoires and thrones...OH MY!), and renovating houses......HGTV. EAT YOUR COLLECTIVE HEARTS OUT........Some of my paintings.......

I'd like to meet:

Artsy fartsy types and Pastor Ted Haggard with a chastity belt (for spiritual guidance of course)

Music:

I like any hyper hyperactive dance beats which can help me to complete my regimen of the George Jetson "JANE STOP THIS CRAZY THING" workout plan on the treadmill at my local gym...........I also dig "The Donnas, X, and the Ramones......

Movies:

Gone with the Wind, Network, Dog Day Afternoon, Rollerball circa 1975, Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show, Logans Run, All of the Bond Films

Television:

HGTV, Discovery, The Learning Channel, Batman, The Original Star Trek

Books:

Godfather Novels, DIY How to's, lots of artsy fartsy Coffee table books.

Heroes:

Christorpher Guest, Steve Jobs, Vixen LaMoore, Dru Blair, Mark Frederickson, Blue State Voters

My Blog

THANK YOU GOD!

Better late than never.....WOO HOO! ...
Posted by cornerofthemoon on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 05:15:00 PST

Return to the Old Chomping Grounds

After experiencing a moment of sentmentality in my old age, I decided to embark to the. number 1 rated restaurant of the shareholders of the Dow Corning Corporation, and partake myself with a deliciou...
Posted by cornerofthemoon on Fri, 12 May 2006 02:07:00 PST

A Survivor's Guide to Meeting Singles in Alabama

Huntsville Alabama, universally known as a mecca for evening entertainment, caters to a very unique demographic.....In order to blend in with the local customs, there are certain criteria that visitor...
Posted by cornerofthemoon on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 09:59:00 PST

Catching up with an old blue flame.....: )

Last night, I ran into someone who I'd not seen in 10 years, an old flame, the light of my life of days of yore who subsequently broke my heart......However, I'm not the type to bear a grudge. After a...
Posted by cornerofthemoon on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 10:05:00 PST

The ULTIMATE Halloween Horror

After forgetting the "Spring Forward, Fall Back" slogan and discovering my beloved Target had been closed for 30 minutes, I did the unthinkable I decided to end it all, not through pills, nor carbon ...
Posted by cornerofthemoon on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 04:52:00 PST

Adventures in Karaoke

Last Saturday night, I boldly went where no sober person has gone before and attempted to sing live on stage at a Karaoke bar in the grand metropolis of Huntspatch Alabama.... Because I was wearing...
Posted by cornerofthemoon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dinner at Costco ...or...A "Date" which will live in infamy

Once upon a midnight dreary, I got fed up with the Huntsville dating scene and made several road trips to Nashvegas, in the effort to meet some people of the opposite gender who don't quote every ve...
Posted by cornerofthemoon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST