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The Hair Gardner!

I am the Hair Gardner! You Grow it, Il Mow It!!

About Me

My name is Toes and I am 19.

My Interests

SHOPPING Art Fashion Being wit me chumies Getting weeble wobble Eating party rings Mining for Pot Noodle

I'd like to meet:

Joe Cole, David Beckham, Orlando Bloom, Christiano Ronaldo,Justin Timberlake because I want to pinch their cheeks!! The Hoff because his music is legendary Johnny Depp, but only if he wears his Captain Jack Sparrow get up! If he wears his purple latex Willy Wonka gloves and that god damn sprayed on tudor hair I will have a B.F. lol. AARRGGH! Captain Jack!! Charlotte Church because I want to Jackie Chan her fat ass!! Albert Einstein so I can show him what it takes to be a real jenious!! Dick Dastardly because I wanna tell him to stop layin traps and get the hell on wit tha race!! He might win one then butt munch!! 50 cent so I can cruise with his homies!! lol Oh yeah and Carlton of the Fresh Prince so we can boogie to Tom Jones classics together Lol!!

Music:

Everything Im pretty eclectic!!

Movies:

Home Alone Jarhead Forest Gump Meet the Parents Top Gun Alice in Wonderland

Television:

Big Brother Lost Eastenders Neighbours Top Gear South Park Dirty Sanchez

Books:

Read... Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!

Heroes:

Richie Rich and this little fat dude for havin such wicked moves

My Blog

Hulkamania

Never knew Daddy was such a Hulk Fan! Lol! Hulkamania Rules Man!!!!...
Posted by The Hair Gardner! on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 05:08:00 PST

Me an Nikki

Was lookin through my photo album the other day and came across this blast from the past!! Thought I had destroyed all the evidence of me and my evil twin sister Nikki Pollard together. God she was so...
Posted by The Hair Gardner! on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 04:27:00 PST

She's a Keeper!!

If Martyn can go to Greece with Pico then so can I!! Heres a picci of moi on the beach lookin fabulous dahling!! I'm a keeper boys!!...
Posted by The Hair Gardner! on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 08:00:00 PST