Well lets see.....what do i think people should know about myself? well for starters DO NOT betray me, my wrath will be terrible and my retribution swift...and it will probably involve a viscious verbal scorning. I'm way too in to wheat bread. My idea of a good time is hitting stuff with hammers. Other blunt objects such as rocks or toasters work too. OH and i love hitting stuff with toasters while making wheat toast!!!fuck yeah that gets me off. I loathe things that are unaffected by blunt force, and i can see in 4D. I have eight senses, two of them are yet to be discovered. Speaking of discoveries my favorite explorer is Ferdinand Magellan. I once spent 47 consecutive hours in a maple tree. I like to yell and watching people fall down is ALWAYS funny, i don't care if they're old or just a kid, FUNNY!! I make my decisions based only on gut feelings...i make things up and repeat it until it becomes fact. In the year 2032 Canada will be torn by civil unrest allowing the glorious nation of Johnnysburg to rise to global prominence. I'm also a spy for the swiss government. I love my family and would be lost with out my wonderful friends. I also like cats.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Johnny
Birthday: 29-APR-81
Birthplace: Monroe, WA
Current Location: San diego
Eye Color: brownish green something
Hair Color: definetly brown
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: black boots
Your Weakness: forces of good and evil at battle within my soul
Your Fears: the good side will prevail
Your Perfect Pizza: the that comes with beer
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to talk to TWO girls (that should be my fear)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: sweet sassy malassy
Thoughts First Waking Up: why do i feel sooooo dirty
Your Best Physical Feature: my lack of cankles
Your Bedtime: the time in which i fall asleep??
Your Most Missed Memory: innocence
Pepsi or Coke: coke; as long as it is accompanied by whiskey
MacDonalds or Burger King: a guy named jack who lives in a box
Single or Group Dates: single (although they're pron to backfire)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: good lord neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: chaco tacos have both
Cappuccino or Coffee: are we talking irish coffee?
Do you Smoke: negative
Do you Swear: fuck yeah (although my mom does not approve)
Do you Sing: i like to think so
Do you Shower Daily: yep
Have you Been in Love: nope
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: yes!
Do you belive in yourself: perhaps
Do you get Motion Sickness: not perhaps
Do you think you are Attractive: sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: yes (just a very lazy one)
Do you get along with your Parents: i do now
Do you like Thunderstorms: definetly
Do you play an Instrument: uh huh
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yep
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes the previously mentioned alcochol
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no (this one makes me sad)
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: yep
Ever been called a Tease: nope
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: god yes
How do you want to Die: in a glorious downfall envolving lots of fireballs
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: just like kurk cameron
What country would you most like to Visit: japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: black/brown
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5'6"
Weight: 130
Best Clothing Style: casual
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2.5
Number of CDs I own: 99
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 10
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