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About Me

My obituary shall read as follows: "Seth was a man. He was tall, and in generally good health. He always tried to do the right thing, whether he succeeded at that or not. He tried to understand everything he could. He used as little of this planet's resources as he could. He sought the bigger picture. He felt an obligation to this world, not to humanity. He spent his life working with animals that were on their way to extinction. He liked dirty jokes and good music. Especially jokes involving the word boner. History can judge if that was enough."

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Pretty much anyone who won't get pissed if I touch on topics such as the banality of American life, religion, quantum reality, Carrot Top, elapid snakes, and maybe even Yahoo Serious. If you ARE uptight about such things, we won't get along. Might's well save yourself the trouble and go find someone of a less brooding persona.

My Blog

Summer plans!

Basically there are none, so c'mon by and we'll just wing it.I start my A.A.S. the end of this August, so that'll be cool. Zoo I'll be training the most with just had five new wolf pups and four rive...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Jun 2009 08:23:00 GMT

Philadelphia, hydrocephaly, and Guinness.

I rather dislike writing about myself on here, cuz let's face it.I'm shit. Who cares about what I do? I think Twitter's retarded, too.Anywho, I feel I can justify this as I'm writing more about my b...
Posted by on Sat, 16 May 2009 17:44:00 GMT

Oh good!

Perhaps those Mayans were right after all.http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7947824.stmI leave it to you to judge as you see fit. I merely see facts and draw my own connections in the most logical ma...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Mar 2009 09:48:00 GMT

Apocalypse, Please

Yay! We're all fucked.You will have to throw this into your browser, the site has been flagged as "dangerous" and is being blocked. Gee, I wonder why! http://zerohedge.blogspot.com/2009/02/how-world...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Mar 2009 09:29:00 GMT

Who watches the Watchmen? The audience who got up and left halfway through it.

****SPOILERS TO FOLLOW, YOU'VE BEEN WARNED**** I would like a lot of things, in this life.I would like our global population to stop rising while our planetary resources run out.I would like nuclear w...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Mar 2009 09:20:00 GMT

Update, beotches!

I'll keep this short, as narcissism is a vapid concern.Job: None! Having a M.S. is not enough to get me hired at a zoo.Solution: More school, I'm starting an Animal Management program this Fall at ...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Mar 2009 06:17:00 GMT

Seems I need a job, this thinking shit’s for the birds.

Been having some rather odd thoughts just now regarding the reason we're existing/evolving/cycling through this "reality". Sitting here drinking some Leinenkugel's "Honey Weiss". I got a taste f...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Dec 2008 06:59:00 GMT

Who Cares About The Intifada

On this recent Israel/Palestine thing: The majority of these two countries CLEARLY do not want the international community's help. They simply want to kill each other. Since Israel's inception they ha...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Dec 2008 10:49:00 GMT

"Nice shoes, wanna..."

The following's a scenario I've played out a million times in my head. I've never been in quite the right time or place to actually TRY this with a young lady, and honestly it's a lot to remembe...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Dec 2008 10:46:00 GMT

Winter Solstice Blues

'I'm an outsider by choice, but not truly. It's the unpleasantness of the system that keeps me out. I'd rather be in, in a good system. That's where my discontent comes from: being f...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Dec 2008 10:14:00 GMT