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I am part shark, part monkey, part chicken and part pig. I like to poop on stuff, pooping in trees and bushes, and peeing on my own leg. I like long car rides where I can fart the whole time while I look out the window. I like sleeping, snoring and snorting like a pig.
I used to like to destroy everything in my path, including couches, walls, carpet and table legs. But I have matured greatly since those shameful days.
I got my nuts removed for the bargain price of $70. But that doesn't mean I won't hump you all day and night.
Basically, I'm the best dog ever.
What is your name? Joseph Stains
What is your owner's name? Mom and Dad
Do you have any nicknames? the BRAIN, mr poop, buds, budley
Which breed are you? Boston Terrier
What is your birthday? March 6 1999
Do you live with other animals? unfortunately, my doofus face brother, Tanner
How much do you weigh? 22 lbs
Are you neutered? yep, $70 and 5 hours later, no nuts
What is your favorite treat? french fries
What are you most afraid of? thunder
Do you like baths? I tolerate them, sometimes I pee as soon as I get out though...just to keep them on their toes
How much did you cost? I am priceless
Where do you sleep? wherever I want, usually in the bed
What is your favorite toy? CUZ!!
Do you like to watch TV? heck yes. I like baseball.
Do you do any tricks? only when I feel like the reward is worth it
Are you a social dog? oh ya, I hump all the dogs at the dog park
Are you friendly? definitely, see above
Do you like car rides? yes! its the best place to get excited and fart
Do you get into stuff? well, define "stuff" I get into only the things necessary to keep me entertained
Do you chase laser pointers? wtf do I look like, a poodle? I am way too smart for that nonsense
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