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Lily

I hope they're not Austrians, that's the last thing this town needs..

About Me

Dear Myspace, You are super, super dumb and I'm over you. You have made it literally impossible for me to delete my myspace page. The email I used to sign up with is no longer in existence, so when you send the verification email to delete my page, I CAN'T GET TO IT. So I tried to change my contact email to my current one, but in order to do that I apparently have to verify it from my OLD email address, WHICH DOESN'T FUCKING EXIST. Thus, my goddamn myspace page will forever exist, lurking in the background of the Internet and my life. Maybe if I spam the shit out of all my "friends" with porn or something "Tom" will delete me. "Tom", you are the only one who can end my suffering. My fate is in your hands.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Charlie Sheen circa 1986, Jim Halpert, and a pirate. And Demetri Martin.

My Blog

get me away from the computer whilst intoxicated.

Message sent to Katie and Chealsy:im DRUNK AND JYT-IGJ NAD OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOM THIS IS ISO MCU FUN WHERE ARE OU UGYS MY FINGRES ARE DRUNK I MIGHT BSHUT UP TRAIVSI HOPE YOU GUYS END UP COOLIO AND I HOP K...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 14:00:00 GMT

A Tentative List

Live Music I've Seen So Far(idea stolen from Teo. apologies.) the All-American Rejects x2Animal CollectiveArctic Monkeys x2the Arcade FireAngels and Airwaves :PAqueductBad BrainsBEASTIE BOYS! x2Beirut...
Posted by on Thu, 29 May 2008 23:30:00 GMT

4+ hours in Wilson Library leads to insanity

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Posted by on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 14:35:00 GMT

"..youre right, that IS pimp!"

fa sho, yo.Posted by on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 18:29:00 GMT

Dear Mrs. English Teacher,

I do not give one flying fuck what Dorothy Allison and Nancy Sommers have to say about writing and life. Their "exploratory essays" have nothing to do with who I want to be as a writer. This writing a...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 23:35:00 GMT

its a lost cause.

I am unemployed.I've run out of leftover paychecks.I have a car that sucks gas like it's a steady flow of blood from an IV, along with friends and siblings needing rides. Sucks having a nice car somet...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 03:31:00 GMT

SUMMER GOALS LIST

(I wrote this out on paper and am now transferring it to a blog)°°Shit To Do (Summer 2007)°°[X] 1. Go skinny dipping [X] 2. (go regular swimming too)[X] 3.Create a musical masterpiece with GarageBand[...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 20:41:00 GMT

john mayer

looks like he was bitch slapped in the lip. also, a crack addict.
Posted by on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 18:07:00 GMT

lilay and the chilays

Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions...Pick an artist: Red Hot Chili Peppers 1.) Are you a male or female?Sexy Mexican Maid2.) Describe yourself:Pretty Little Ditty3....
Posted by on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 17:56:00 GMT

i'm cold.

"   Trees are losing their leaves. Leaves are raked into piles and burned. The smoke is bad for the trees. Life is often like this.   "
Posted by on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 00:51:00 GMT