Basically way cooler then u

About Me

Daddy Is A Kraut Your Nazi-Occupied France I'm Mr. Furley You're Jack Tripper You're Dumb Ass Gilligan And I'm The Skipper Tiptoe Through My Tulips And Come And Frolic Cause My Name Is Betty Ford And She's An Alcoholic So Here I Am Rock Me Like A Hurricane Not A Scorpion But My Sting Will Bring Your Dame A Lot Of Pain And DaddyS Gonna Tell Ya I aM As Cool As Jack The Ripper Somewhat Of A Cut-Throat But Still A Big Tipper As I Tickle You Pink I Bet My Fingers Start To Stink I'm What's Missing From Your Life And You're The Missing Link It Doesn't Matter How You Win Or Lose It's How You Lick It.... No Rest For The Wicked Get Down Drink It Up Bring It On Take It Off Flips It Up In The Air Like My Name Was Bob Barker I Always Kicks It Cold So I Gotta Wear My Parka I'm Leaving Down My Marker I'm Stalking Like A Stalker Using The Force Like My Name Was Luke Skywalker Left HandS On The Wheel And The Right One On The Bottle One Foot In The Grave And The Other On The Throttle I'm Floating Through Your Atmosphere Like The Comet HaleyS As Freaky As A Freak Show Call Me Barnum And Bailey So Yo Ho My Cheerio Here I'm Coming Around The Bend Don't Try To Shake My Hand I'm Not Your Fucking Friend Bodyslam Ya To The Ground Like I Was Captain Lou Albano Hit Ya In The Balls Till You're Singing Soprano Slide To The Dance Floor Groove Til You Get Sore Listen To The Tiger's Roar I'll Pump You Like A Seesaw I'm A Tattooed Demon Do You Catch My Meaning Think That You're Dreaming But Soon You'll Be Screaming I Got More Senseless Violence Than A Thriller In Manila Like My Hero Gacy IM A Stone Cold Killer I Got My Moves From Thriller IM Fish YouRe Barney Miller Spreading Out The Carnage Like Mechagodzilla Spreadin' quicker than your mom have a feel but don't cop it Yea I stole your beat but that's cause you dropped it Crude as oil unrefined but slick I'm gonna get you from behind like a gay convict Cause my name ain't Quasimodo but I still got a hunch That like the Jim Jones cult I'll take you out with one punch You're Spiro Agnew and I'm the Dick you answer to You're sweating like a watermelon at a Baptist bar-b-cue Sneaking up like celery yeah I'm stalking I squeak like Stephen Hawkings yeah but I'm walkin' I hope you choke on your pride when I make you swallow it Screaming like a Mimi when you see me coming near you Like a Kenny Loggins' record no one's ever gonna to hear you Like a game of hide and seek it's all over if I see ya Cause your yellower than tinkle and you'll be running like diarrhea

My Interests

Do you still go to raves?, Do you think that Christ saves?, Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?, Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?, Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?, Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics?, Are you hooked on fistin are you hooked on phonics?, Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex?, Did you like the movie Malcolm X?, Or do you own a record by Stryper?, Do you have a mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?, Were you born and raised in New Jersey?, Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?, Are you deaf?, Well if you are you can't hear me, But what's the use of living if your ear's be?, Broken even if I spoke clearly, You're still not able to hear me, Cause life is a game that no one wins, But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin', So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit, No take that towel and hang yourself with it, Life's short and hard like a body-building elf, So save the planet and kill yourself, If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about, Lift your head up and blow your brains out, Does your girlfriend look like the chick from M*A*S*H?, Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache?, When you're at a get-together does everybody always ask?, Ain't no Halloween party why's she wearin' that mask?, Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book?, Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook?, Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?, Does she look pregnant although she's not?, Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops?, Or at a Star Trek convention or on top?, Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's?, Workin' third shift late New Years' Eve?, Does he live under a bridge scare kids and kill squirrels?, Does he do kegstands until he hurls?, Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Braille, Does he have time to sit around and wait for the mail,So take your life instead of taking it for granted, I'm thinking you should can it I think I'll help you plan it, Live today like it's gonna be your last, Hang out blow your mind have yourself a gas, I hope you take this the wrong way, And misinterpret what I say, Rewind and let me reverse, Backwards like Judas Preist first did.

I'd like to meet:

well ofcoarse....THE black jesus, mexican virgin mary, jenna jamison, the create-tor of the "happy bunny" so i can fuckin kick their ass, questions answered upon request, id like to meet anyone really. Like what the fuck is this section for anyway i dunno so FUCK U TOM, u didnt even become my friend when i joined why? I dunno. i had NO ONE!

Music:

i like ALL types of music except slow girly music, i like: rammstein..and the blood hound gand...dead kennedys...casulties..sex pistols..ICP...nine inch nails, korn, dimmiu, cradle of filth, mf doom, sage, portus head, sinatra, i dont hace the time to name em all

Movies:

i like REAL movies NOT fuckin shit ...spun..pi..blow..american history X...amercan phyco..house of 1000 corpses...secret window...reqrium for a dream... resivouir dogs..snatch..lock stock and 2 smoking barrels..mean machine...intacto..memento..donnie darcko...hannible...dahmer...death race 2000...solent green...6 degrees of seperation..clerks...death to smoochy..clue...devils advocate...slc punk...stanley kubricks the shinning (the one w jack nicolson) and clock work orange, SAW very top of the list, army of darkness, orgasmo ...i have more but i dont have time

Television:

it pops up a lot... family guy..and SEA LAB 2021..aqua teen hunger force..my mom...gargoyles...simpson.. south park...buffy......and other one..oh oh and the price is right and passions sometimes...twilight zone...malcom in the middle...distractions....that skit show of kelsy grammers...just shoot me, presents,insomniac,iron cheif, vh1 countdowns....
You are Dog: Like most dogs, dogs love everyone. You are very
comfortable and easy going and you definitely
know how to have fun but sometimes you take it
to an extreme. You always know what you are
doing and you are always in control of your
life. Others may not see things as you do, but
that doesn't mean you always have to do what is
right. Try to remember your happy spirit may
hurt you or others.

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Books:

penthouse..my mom..ALLthe harry potter books.."you dont know me"-david klass, "Lies and the Lying Liars who tell them"- Al Franken, "America the book"- Jon Stuwart, " Slaughter house five".................

Heroes:

al pacino..jack nicolson..anthony hopkins..jenna jamison... rammstein, angelina jolie, carmen electra...sex pistols...my mom....AND LINNEA

My Blog

Wholy Shit I Have a blog

I thought i should try this out. Im really mad i dont have a car and i dont know what to do!
Posted by Basically way cooler then u on Wed, 03 May 2006 04:53:00 PST