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nefarious

GOD WANTS US TO EAT FISH STICKS.

About Me



Don't add me unless you're into bi-polar anxiety-ridden girls who don't eat or sleep enough to function correctly.

((I don't think I'm important enough to make my profile private, unlike some of you.))

If you have anything at all that you feel passionately about, I'll probably listen to you talk about it for hours on end (even if I have no interest in the subject at all), because I love hearing people say good things about anything.

I love cocky people, but stay away from me if you're cocky and have no reason to be. Also, if you drive a Hummer I'll probably never be nice to you.

And a lot of you need to lay off on the eyeliner. Enough is enough. Just thought I'd throw that out there...

My Interests

long drives and brown eyes and guys that just don't quite fit in.

My friends are my life.

It's nice on ice, alright.

(A change of pace could really do some good..)

I'd like to meet:

Barack Obama, Larry David, Nikki Sixx, or Scarlett Johansson.

Janice Dickinson if she didn't horribly intimidate me.
(The same goes for Chuck Klosterman; there's absolutely no way I'd be able to form sentences.)

No one from the internet.

(If I don't know you and we have friends in common, I might add you... but if you can't spell or live in another country, probably not.)
Side note: "your hot" is NOT a compliment (to ANY girl). Learn how to spell/type/articulate.

Music:

Motley Crue is my favorite band ever; I'm getting the artwork from Dr. Feelgood tattooed on my ribcage as soon as I can afford it. Make fun of me, it doesn't bother me. I can appreciate just about anyone's music if they're good at what they do, even if I don't like it. I like a lot of good and bad stuff. Mostly lame emo music or awesome stupid pop. Right now I'm way too into Cinderella, The Beastie Boys, Modest Mouse, FERGIE, Prince, No Doubt (Gwen's stalker era...not anything that would make me seem cool, haha), Justin Timberlake, The Who, Zappa, The Beatles, John Lennon, Simon and Garfunkel (I love Paul Simon.), and a few others.

Movies:

Almost Famous; The Royal Tenenbaums; Ghost World; most of Christopher Guest's, Mel Brooks', or Wes Anderson's movies.. A Prairie Home Companion; Lost in Translation; Mean Girls; I Heart Huckabees

Television:

Curb Your Enthusiasm, Gilmore Girls, Seinfeld, and The Girls Next Door, America's Next Top Model

Books:

Chuck Klosterman's!!!, THE DIRT, Invisible Monsters, The Catcher in the Rye, The Great Gatsby, Lullaby... Right now I'm reading Janice Dickinson's new one, and I'm going to finish Crimes Against Nature when I get it back. I like Jack Kerouac, too...a lot.

Heroes:

JANICE DICKINSON! My friends.

My Blog

this will be the last time that i'll let you....

I love my life. If you're in it, that most likely means I love you as well... and I will until I'm dead, and you can count on someone getting their face crushed if they mess with you. And no one wants...
Posted by nefarious on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 08:41:00 PST

the most depressingly beautiful....

people of my entire existence.... have pretty much just surrounded me these past few weeks in general.     I'm having the time of my life, though. I just need to put on a coup...
Posted by nefarious on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 08:17:00 PST

everybody wants a thrill.

I need to quit being so dumb. I'm going to get my act together soon, I swear.
Posted by nefarious on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 10:04:00 PST

curious people and dangerous ideas

Things are a little more crazy around here than they usually are... it's at least more interesting. Life's good. Someone should give me a job.
Posted by nefarious on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 10:14:00 PST