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About Me

My name is Tim, I work for the government. That makes me evil. Not the Tim part... moreso the work part. In the spare time, I read, I play video games (mostly RPG's and FPS's), I LARP, and if you don't know what that means, its best you don't ask. I play World of Warcraft. My characters' names are Timmon (a troll hunter, currently lvl 46) and Nathamor (a Blood Elf Paladin, currently lvl 35), on the Runetotem server. I'm also on City of Heroes/Villains. My global handle is @Tony Static.I'm relatively tall, I don't shave often, and I'm rude. Really rude.

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My Interests

Reading, LARPing, Pretending I'm a vampire on Thursday nights. Loving Jen. Playing WoW during the week, when there's nothing else I'd rather be doing. There's a whole bunch of shit that I do, most of it people don't understand, and it's all fun to me and my friends. Ask if you want in.

I'd like to meet:

Sean Connery (Because he's such a pimp), and a whole bunch of dead people, like Stephen Decatur and FDR.

Music:

ThouShaltNot, The Cruxshadows, The Cure (Fuck you all), Chimaira, PM5K, KMFDM, MDFMK, Depeche Mode, Wolfsheim, Apoptygma Berzerk, Wumpscut, Lynyrd fucking Skynyrd, Johnny Cash, Pride and Fall, SENSER, Panzer AG, Disturbed, Combichrist, Nitzer Ebb, Dream Theater, Waterproof Blonde, Alter Bridge, WRESTLING MUSIC, Rob Zombie, Did I mention Dream Theater? Yeah, I did... oh well, I like them twice. I'm a big fan of Bad Religion, FLOBOTS, the Pet Shop Boys, Panzer AG, Assemblage 23, Fall Out Boy, Panic! at the Disco, Rise Against and Strung Out, Old School Goth Music like Concrete Blonde, The soundtrack from Snakes on a Plane. Many more, mostly of similar veins.

Movies:

The Golden Compass, Sweeney Todd: the Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Snatch, Starship Troopers, Hackers, SHAUN OF THE DEAD, Edward Scissorhands, Underworld, Batman Begins, Oldboy, Ong Bak, Initial D: Third Stage Special Box, The Notebook (again, fuck you all), Kindred; The Embraced, the Blade series, Tremors, RENT (I try to sing like Roger), Serenity

Television:

Teen Titans, Stargate; SG1, InuYasha, lol... Foster's Home for imaginary friends... pretty much anything on Cartoon Network made in the past 5 years.... RAW and SmackDown!Mythbusters is my overall favorite show. Jamie Hyneman is the fucking man. He made the 7UP machines that shot cans at people in the commercial.I not-so-recently got into the assembled works of Joss Whedon... you know, Angel, Buffy and Firefly. Firefly is the best of them, and its a goddamn shame it was cancelled after 16 episodes.

Books:

Anything by Richard Morgan, the Dragonlance series, the MYST series (again, fuck you all), Any- and everything by Neil Gaiman, The Outsiders, and just so you know, I hate everything considered a "classic." Tom Sawyer can lick my nuts.

Heroes:

Stephen Decatur. If you know who he is, I give you mad props.

Shaun. Poor guy, but he never stops trying.

My Dad. Fuck anyone who says different.

My Blog

Pay attention, assholes.

So yeah. I'm already in a bad mood from last night. Not that anything BAD happened last night, its just that I was doing the social equivalent of pine riding. Because of HALF OF MY DEPARTMENT being on...
Posted by Tim'mon on Thu, 17 May 2007 09:02:00 PST

Unheard of!

So this is what I used to do when I used to work on short stories. I'd set up an in-depth summary of each one of the main characters in whatever little story I was working on at the time. I decided to...
Posted by Tim'mon on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 12:44:00 PST

Fine. You annoying Pricks.

Okay, here's a token blog. I'm posting! Hooray! ... Anyway, work sucks, but while I was there today, I witnessed someone throw a brick through the window of the courthouse. There I am, minding&...
Posted by Tim'mon on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 03:17:00 PST

Well...

Okay, I went to a museum last night with Jen. I hate museums, but for once, I actually found a few things that took my attention. there's one painting by Fritz... uhh... well, Fritz somethingorother e...
Posted by Tim'mon on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 02:30:00 PST

Okay, fuckers.

I'm finally back. The only reason I'm posting right now is that I am currently at CyberZone (one of my new hangouts) in Neshaminy Mall, and everyone else is playing Warcraft 3. I abhor Warcraft 3. Oka...
Posted by Tim'mon on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 07:55:00 PST

Another late-coming blog...

Okay, let me just clear the air. I spend about 15 minutes in front of a computer every two weeks. Ergo, I rarely have the time to post a new blog. So everyone can shut up about not blogging often. Whe...
Posted by Tim'mon on Sat, 20 Aug 2005 03:21:00 PST

Okay, it's Bitchin' time.

Yes. I know. I haven't updated in a while. Screw you all. I've had a bad week. Everything up till Friday was cool. Thursday was awesome, and game rox0rd. However, when I drug my sorry carcass to work ...
Posted by Tim'mon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Damnit.

I hate my brother. He's sitting next to me with that pirate whore Beth on his lap. He's talking about getting head. HE'S MY LITTLE FUCKING BROTHER! I don't wanna fucking hear that! My Street Fighter ...
Posted by Tim'mon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sleepy.

Yeah, so now I'm in Chris's basement again, and Sam and Eric are sitting on the couchbed. Sam's watching "Juniper Lee" and Eric's digging in his ear. Chris is nowhere to be found, but after last night...
Posted by Tim'mon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

In the basement, again.

Yeah, so is as expected by now, I'm in Chris's basement. It's actually nice and cool down here for the moment. I emphasize FOR THE MOMENT. Anyways... on Saturday night, there was a special mission of ...
Posted by Tim'mon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST