Brian. Bryan. B-rye.

Whats your diet? Social anxiety.

About Me

I can hit 3 cars in under a minute and not make a dent.What can you do?

My Interests

Global warming, pugs, and retarded sunglasses

I'd like to meet:

Movies:

Anything with blood or sex.Or both?

Television:

TV Guide Channel & The Weather Channel (no joke)

Books:

Everyone Poops

Heroes:

and also Tara Reid (the cat)