THE SEAMAN AND THE PIRATE! |
An able-bodied seaman meets a pirate in a bar; and they take turns recounting their adventures at sea. Nothing the pirate's peg-leg, hook, and eye patch, The seaman asks, "So, how did you end up with ...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Apr 2004 21:40:00 GMT |
OWN BLANKET |
A guy's going on a business trip and he has to take his secretary with him, and she's really crazy about him. the first night on the Amtrak, she's in the top bunk and he's in the bottom bunk.
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Posted by on Wed, 07 Apr 2004 01:51:00 GMT |
ANSWER THE IRON! |
A guy walks into work, both of his ears are all bandages up. The boss asks:"What happened to your ears?" WEll the guys replied in dumb"Yesterday i was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and (hold iro...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Apr 2004 00:44:00 GMT |
GARDENING ADVICE |
A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife:"Dear husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant it?"
The prisoner, knowing that the priso...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Apr 2004 00:26:00 GMT |
DA SHORT CUT 2 HOME |
2 men were walking home after a party and decided 2 take a shortcut trough da cemetery just for laughs. Right in the midle of the cemetery, they were startled by a tap-tap-tapp...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Apr 2004 21:43:00 GMT |
SUSPICIOUS |
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.When Adam stayed out very late 4 a few nights, Eve became upset."you're running around with another women"she cherged."y...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Apr 2004 21:23:00 GMT |
WHY STUDYIN' BETTER THAN SEX |
1:U can easily find someone to do it with!
2:If u get tired, u can stop, save your place and pick up where u left off!
3:U can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame!
4:When u open a book,...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Apr 2004 21:06:00 GMT |
Twins |
A pregnant woman gets in a car accident n falls in2 coma. Whenshe wakes up she found she's no longer pregnant , n ask da doct bout da baby.
da doct replies, "madam, you've had a twins! a boy n a gir...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Apr 2004 00:56:00 GMT |
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By.... (and what they actually means) |
GIVEN BY WOMEN :(and what dey actually means):
10:"I think of u as a brother."(u remind me of that inbred banjo-playin' geek in "Deliverance.")
9:"There's a slight difference in our ages."(i do...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Apr 2004 00:54:00 GMT |
