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Introduction: Ignore anything it says about relationships in here. Because I probably don't know what I'm talking about. Contrary to popular belief, relationships are nearly impossible. But you could get lucky. (Like me right now.) Still...Never ask me about girls, because I don't think I'll know.
Okay now, I like snow, and I don't like global warming. When I know that I'm dying, my last thousand words will be words about how much I've enjoyed life, how much I loved every last second of it. Even during the bad times, I'll try to think about how perfect life can be, even if it's just to put myself in a better mood. I don't know. Life is perfect to me, or the closest thing to it. If I like you, and you're sad, or mad...I'll try cheering you up. I'll try my hardest until it happens.
Meeting good people is one of my favorite things, especially if they're people that I will have a further friendship with, or even a relationship. But, relationships are just hard, and kind of dumb, and It's quite difficult to find somebody that you're actually willing to have a real one with. Which is why it's so awesome when you do find that person. (As of now, I found one!) But it will probably take a while. Or forever, or something. Who knows? Not me. hahaha.
Anybody reading this right now, thinking that it's not worth their time to finish reading is probably not cool enough to be good friends with me.
But, now I'll just get to the point.
If you know me already, and don't like me, that sucks. because your life is NOT as good as it could be. I'm sorry, but I am pretty damn awesome.
I am never really satisfied with my grades in school, but they still don't suck. I try to choose my friends quite wisely, me and all of my "better" friends are all pretty brilliant, and amazing... Think up the best topics, be cool. Kind of too cool for words, so...I can't really explain it.
But Bryan has "Smacks" that expired in March of 2002. Myspace is funny. Pretty sweet, I guess. Soon, actually, already...everybody knows each other in the myspace world. many know eachother in the actual world, but EVERYBODY is friends in the myspace world. I don't know if you've noticed. I rarely update pictures. If you want to, you and me could have one of the most interesting conversations about everything, and how it all works. I really want to write either an auto-biography, or just some crazy book about life. Oh! I completely hate when I am going to write something, and I forget what it was going to say. I love life more than you do, maybe. If you don't love life, then you're weird. Me and you could also talk about dying, or anything you've ever thought about, depending on who you are...I will most likely be happy to spend hours talking about anything and everything with you. Sometimes, I wish certain people could hear my thoughts, because I swear some people would think I was a better person. Life is weird. You could say that you don't like it much, but then you're just dumb. And it might even be pointless, however...not living a happy life, and having the most fun you can possibly have would be such a mistake, and a waste of a life. It would be like passing up the opportunity to just have anything you wanted, and not take it. Dying won't make you like anything, in fact, you won't even be able to think, speak, dream...anything. It's not like you will ever get bored, but also...you couldn't ever have any fun. Plus, only boring people get bored. If you're sweet like I am, you could find quite valuable things to get done on your spare time. Life is made to live to the complete fullest, you idiot. So, do it. Think about this, and how much time you have to live. Don't constantly be worrying that you don't have enough time left. Don't spend all your time thinking about the time that there is left, because you'll eventually just run out of time to do anything else. But, at least think about it, soon you'll be grown up, and will regret not having as much fun as possible when you were a kid. Have this conversation with me, or Trevor Vasher, or Bryan Patton, perhaps all three, and you'll be completely satisfied and simply amazed that such young males have such unique minds. Haha, you will also immideately wish to go spend the rest of your life being as awesome as I am, however, this is barely possible. But you could at least have a fufilling life to yourself.
I have some crazy theories, which we could also talk about. I've only had these types of conversations with few people. Sweet people. People that are interested.
Sometimes I make an attempt to write something. Perhaps a song, a story, even. Check out my blogs yo. They're all songs or stories and all that cool stuff that I've written in somewhat recent times, just songs. Yes, or stories. They do mean something, and are all about one person or another. Maybe even numerous people, and rarely about nobody at all, but sometimes, nonetheless. Some are even sad, and some talk about how I am sad sometimes. But, I am so happy to be alive. so much more than I could ever begin to explain. And whoever you are, I would absolutely love it if you loved your life that much, too.
I'm probably crazy.
Probably even more crazy when I don't get any sleep. But I'm sweet...all the time. No matter what. yeah, and I rollerblade. Today (July 13th?, 2006) I 540'd this sweet twelve stair gap first try without even looking at it. =]
Dang, that felt cool.
Conclusion: oh yeah! I am the illest dancer around. soon to be the most well known super-human of the twenty first century. I have, in my possession, the hottest condiment on earth. yes. and you may think you can handle hot, but really you haven't even experienced it until this. and I love darts. my name is Ian and I am good at everything, (haha)...especially rollerblading. I am probably really sweet and amazing. I really like good fruit, and I'd love some right now. It seems I've built up a nice relationship with the fake man reading a newspaper at the top of the stairs by the people mover in detroit. Plus, I will beat you in dance dance revolution, guitar hero OR guitar hero 2, unless you're really REALLY a super hero. I'm not as cocky as I sound though, I'm mostly kidding. But i could probably even beat you in donkey conga. so...challenge me if you want your head to blow up. haha, oh yeah...I got second place in a guitar hero tournament one time, but I could have, and probably should have won. But it's okay, I'll win now. I like to play the keyboard and piano, and I do actually know how, but maybe one day soon I'll seriously take lessons. my screen name is p01sOn IV. I attended Harvard University for two years...with a follow up of attending suicide school for retired livers for a minute. I got sick of that...so I entered this rap game, which I've only been in for a second. (joke) shut up. haha, I love myself. You would love me, too. I can almost promise you that.
well, unless, of course...you suck at living. which is possible. And then I'll just pound you. haha, that's right. I feel I've explained perhaps the most important things about myself somewhere in this, while somewhere in my head i also feel like i could have done a better job. You COULD get to know more about me, everything maybe. I'm cool, weird, and insane. I love everything. Okay, bye... Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds
