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You Know You're From Baltimore When...
Your car, no matter what year it is has only three hubcaps.You a girl under 18 that has at least two chilren.Anywhere you go in the city you can see the two Television Towers.People give you a ten digit telephone number.You know how to get anywhere on the MTA.You can go 1 inch across the city line and know that you're out of the city.You've ever gotten 6 peices of chicken for $1.99 that fit on one slice of bread.Cops constantly pull your car over if you have an orange Maryland Tag.You've know where every Red Light Camera is.You've been to a church that is a reconditioned rowhouseYou ignore every No Turn On Red Sign
You've wondered where the Freeway between Franklin and Mulberry Street was supposed to go to.You've been to the store to buy a 40, a pack of cigarettes, a roll of toilet paper and nothing else.When the traffic light turns yellow you look over to the right for a red light camera.You've made it through downtown in 5 minutes.You still have SuperBowl 35 Flags on your car. Raven 34 Giants 7.You have a car sound system but no car.A trip to Washington DC includes a $13.00 Marc train Ticket.You could be 20 feet away from somebody and they will walk in front of your moving car to cross the street.The further away from the city you work, the better the pay is.It is Bawl-mer or Ball-tee-more - not "Baltimore", depending on if you live north or south of Rt. 40.You don't wash your clothes, you "warsh" them.Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere, Baltimore has its own version of traffic rules.... "Hold on & pray."There is no such thing as a dangerous high-speed chase in Baltimore ... we all drive like that.All directions start with... "The Beltway...."....which has no beginning and no end.The morning rush hour is from 6am to 11am, the evening rush hour is from 1pm to 7pm... Friday's rush hour starts Thursday morning.If you actually stop at a yellow light you will be rear ended, cussed out, and possibly shot.All unexplained sights are explained by the phrase "Oh, we're in GLIMBURNIE!"If someone actually has their turn signal on it is probably a factory defect.Car horns are actually "Road Rage" indicators.All old ladies with blue hair and Buicks have the right of way. PERIODThe minimum acceptable speed on the Beltway is 85mph, anything less is considered downright sissy.If the humidity is 98+ and the temperature is 98+ it's May/June/July/August/September.If it is 10 degrees, it is Orioles Opening Day.
If it is 110 degrees, it is opening day at Ravens Stadium.If you go to a football game, pay the $75.00 to park in the "Ravens Lot." Parking elsewhere could cost up to $7500.00 for damages, towing fees, parking tickets, etc.If some guy with a flag tries to get you to park in his yard during Preakness ... run over him! It's probably not his yard anyway.HFStival is not only a yearly tradition but it is one of the biggest parties of the yearYou understand that Old Bay is essential to have a good mealYour entire high school senior class went to Ocean City for a senior week and it was the best week of your lifeYou can pronouce Havre de GraceYou understand that the Terps and the Ravens kick major assYou actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Baltimore.
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Name: Desiree
Birthdate: 12/11/88
Birthplace: Baltimore
Current Location: College Park
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown/ black
Height: 5'8
Weight: 120ish
Piercings: none
Tatoos: 1
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: iffy
Overused Phraze: embarrassed
FAVORITES
Food: men
Candy: men
Number: 11
Color: blue
Animal: puupies
Drink: amerretto sour n mai tai
Alcohol Drink: same
Bagel: plain
Letter: O
Body Part on Opposite sex: neck and back
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: water
McDonalds or BurgerKing: taco bell
Strawberry or Watermelon: strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: I hate tea
Chocolate or Vanilla vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: hot chocolate
Kiss or Hug: hug and then hot makeout session then hot sex
Dog or Cat: dog
Rap or Punk: i hate the music scene now more of a soul an R&B
Summer or Winter: winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: funny can't watch a scary movie for anything
Love or Money: love
YOUR...
Bedtime: when i close my eyes
Most Missed Memory: my life before i grew up
Best phyiscal feature: legs
First Thought Waking Up: who the fuck are u
Goal for this year: party way more worry way less
Best Friends: Megan and Chanel, Amy and Dayna are coming up
Weakness: men
Fears: men, heights, death
Heritage: black and cherokee NO I AM NOT ETHIOPIAN OR SEMOLIAN
Longest relationship: on and off 1 yr
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: should be when dont u drink
Ever Smoked: no
Pot: yeah
Ever been Drunk: when havent i been drunk...
Ever been beaten up: nope
Ever beaten someone up: got in a few altercations
Ever Shoplifted: yea
Ever Skinny Dipped: mhmmm
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: of course
Been Dumped Lately: yup
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: hazel
Favorite Hair Color: has to be dark sorry blondies
Short or Long: short
Height: 6ft or higher
Style: just not ghetto
Looks or Personality: Has to have both
Hot or Cute cute
Drugs and Alcohol: alcohol more
Muscular or Really Skinny: i like both oddly enough
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: lots
What country do you want to Visit: France
How do you want to Die: dunno
Been to the Mall Lately: yup
Do you like Thunderstorms: hell no
Get along with your Parents: dont have any
Health Freak: nope
Do you think your Attractive: sometimes
Believe in Yourself: rarely
Want to go to College: in it and hate it
Do you Smoke: rarely
Do you Drink: yea how many times am i gonna be asked
Shower Daily: yup
Been in Love: not real love just puppy love
Do you Sing: yeah
Want to get Married: yes
Do you want Children: dont think so
Have your future kids names planned out: if i do miguel
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: too late n too drunk to remember that night
Hate anyone: yeah shall i name names? I think i will: Biz, Hannah Montana, n Jasmine
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everything, Jay z beyonce Fall out boy keyshia cole common lil wayne...
ANNAPOLIS!!!!
wow lets c..... Simpsons, king of the hill, family guy, aqua teen i luv lil meatball, Lost (best show eva), my wife and kids its ridiculous but sooo funny, futurama, Degrassi that show is so dumb thats y i luv it, SNL, Mad TV "it was crazy it was crazy as hell it was pandemonium 2004!" umm... 2 a surprise thats all i can think of<
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Oi luv these guyz :) lol featuring the seniors of WHS! boy rnt we good mature role models lol going from left 2 right nikki, molly, n alex
look its nilla waffer damn straight!
i think she's been hanging round nilla waffer 2 much=
i luv this guy he is the coolest guy i have ever worked with he gets us alki n offers 2 take me n nicky 2 bars i luv u truc!
THE BEST FACIAL EXPRESSION EVER!
can u say drunken orgy???