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DeeZwift

"Setting an example is not the main means of influencing another, its the only means." Al Einstein

About Me

lemmee see lemmee see,, im 25 i like weekends. i like really long weekends actually. jammin out to music is my thing. pulling shenanigans is fun. laughing is my favorite thing to do. so is partying. im a lover not a fighter. bob is my boy. hooded sweatshirt weather is my favorite. i like to talk about gross things. Farts make me laugh. i smile a lot. people think im a troublemaker. i like bonfires. sometimes i talk alot. i dont like scurvy shysters. its hard for me to make up my mind. im an impulse buyer. i over think things. im a creature of habit. roadtrips are fun. i miss being a kid. ive lost trust in a lot of people. im beginning to feel like im going crazy.way to go me.

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My Interests

riding my dirtbike, drinking, smoking,, camping, having bonfires, doob cruizes,, going to concerts,jamming out to some tunes and talking about music, playin the 360 and kickin some old grannys ass in uno, and generally having a good time.

I'd like to meet:

Dave Mustaine, Les Claypool,Paul McCartney, My boy BOb Dylan,Jerry Reed (if your out there Jerry,, will you play my birthday party??),and i guess people that aren't bullshitters and liars,, you know who you are, and i dont like you,,you dirty bastards.Just
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Music:

megadeth primus allman brothers alice in chains soundgarden les claypool down mad season damageplan black label society pantera system of a down, tool,sublime rob zombie old metallica ( cuz new metallica sucks donkey balls )deftones, fugazi,audioslave, white stripes jerry reed zztop lynyrd skynyrd uncle ted nugent , danzig is pretty kickass,, so are the misfits,, sheer terror,, radiohead,bob marley, inxs,the stones, the beatles,paul simon, jethro tull, crosby stills nash and young, sly and the family stone, Snot!!!, prong, roger miller, did i say bob dylan yet? clapton, hendrix, jeff beck ,david bowie, nin, ray charles,, i like all sorts of stuff,, except gay crap like r + b and rap, except Eminem, dre, outkast, and Jays raps cuz they are the shizzle bam bizzle, and almost all country,(cept hank and charlie,, they are cool as hell) zeppelin, there is a lot more,, but i cant think of them all. The

Movies:

in no particular order,,,,,boondock saints, jay and silent bob strike back,all the resident evils, fear and loathing in las vegas, willy wonka and the chocolate factory(the one with gene wilder in it),Cool Hand Luke, alice in wonderland (the cartoon from disney)the goonies, EVIL DEAD, EVIL DEAD 2,ARMY of Darkness,dazed and confused, half baked, sin city, zoolander, the big lebowski, spaceballs, southpark the movie.........anything with will ferrell in it, that guy is hilarious, the lotr trilogy,this is spinal tap,300, hot fuzz...there's loads more,, cant think of them right now.

Television:

southpark, reno 911, family guy, aqua teen hungar force..i miss sealab. spaceghost and the brak show, SQUIDBILLIES!!! i freakin love squidbillies.http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e353/TFord420 /squidbillies.jpg

Books:

anything by hunter s thompson or kurt vonnegut..lewis carrol, c.s. lewis, that book 'go ask alice' is killer too, then the trilogy of alyss in wonderland books by frank beddor are pretty bad ass too.

Heroes:

anybody that has there shit together. mostly my parental units,, my ma is the shizzle bam bizzle.

My Blog

crazy cool dream

i had a dream last night that i went and saw primus in concert, but i was like, backstage or something. john was there,, so was jay and tonya, i think my cousin rex was there too (weird, i havent seen...
Posted by DeeZwift on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:43:00 PST

WHAT up my peoples...

i should be working right now. actually i was up til like 2 min ago. but before that i was making myself some damn breakfast, which by the way was fabulous. i had a bacon, egg, and cheese bagel. yum. ...
Posted by DeeZwift on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 08:22:00 PST

bruce campbell vs.chuck norris

recently i had a discussion with someone on who would win in a fight, bruce or chuck. they (i will not disclose names, because i know i wouldnt want anyone to know that i was siding with chuck) said c...
Posted by DeeZwift on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 10:43:00 PST

im tired of workin.

I WANT chicken , i want liver, meow mix meow mix please deliver.......
Posted by DeeZwift on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 10:36:00 PST

A short story By Yours truly

Keep away the man yelled as the thief slowly came after him with a switch blade. although it were definately not the time nor place to thinking about such things, he began to think how he was definate...
Posted by DeeZwift on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 08:44:00 PST

My mom shops for people who dont live here,, but not this week

Strawberry Newtons might be one of the best things ever created. i love them. they are like little fruit chewy pieces of heaven sent down from heaven by baby jesus himself. and v8 splash is also fabul...
Posted by DeeZwift on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 09:50:00 PST

jeezy creezy

the snow is asshole deep and im finally able to take my dirtbike out for a little bit of tom foolery. Bob has a hooded sweatshirt so he can hang a little longer than he used to be able to... he just c...
Posted by DeeZwift on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 07:21:00 PST

Attention all scurvy sheisters

im gonna get this off my chest now,, and hopefully a few choice people read it. dont pretend your my friend when you dont have anything better to do because your other friends or boyfriend or whoever ...
Posted by DeeZwift on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 04:10:00 PST

i got tagged or something

alrighty,, so, ive been tagged. which means that i gotta write 6 odd/interesting facts about myself, and then i get to tag 6 other people and they gotta do the same thing,, yackity smackity. if you do...
Posted by DeeZwift on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 01:43:00 PST

aww shit

walker texas ranger is on right now.. probably one of the gayest shows to make it on air,, and the worst part is,, they let this asshole sing his own theme song... chuck norris needs to be drug out in...
Posted by DeeZwift on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 04:13:00 PST