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John

too cool for school

About Me

somehow i turned from that kid who played feedback guitar while high on cough syrup to the guy who's had the same job for three years and gets his family portraits done at sears.did you know that FOX owns myspace, and not Tom? it's true. so how about no more forwarding me bullshit about Tom's gonna close myspace forever unless i cry out Jesus's name or list how many times i made out in a car.

My Interests

guitars, fiction, killing houseplants, bikes, bicycling

I'd like to meet:

if you live in DC and play music that you cannot dance to, i would like to meet you. if you are a babysitter who has no beef working past 2am on a weekend, i also would like to meet you. bonus if you're hot, on both counts.

Music:

aphex twin, beat junkies, blank sheep, blak star, built to spill, cannibal ox, clutch, common sense, dandy warhols, dinosaur jr, flying saucer attack, halo benders, june of 44, mouse on mars, neutral milk hotel, ODB, primus, sabbath, slumber party, sonic youth, q and not u, talib kweli, the orb, themselves, they might be giants, thirteenth floor elevators, tool, will oldham

Movies:

blues brothers, bob roberts, deathrace 2000, brain donors, memento, i am cuba

Television:

elimidate, iron chef, the simpsons, aqua teen hunger force, south park, law and order

Books:

nabokov, murakami, danielewski, vonnegut, evelyn waugh

Heroes:

billy corgan. weak but true.

My Blog

nothing here, really

try www.livejournal.com/users/billyphuz if you're really interested.
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST