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PiXeLDeeP

About Me

Thanks to a Myspace-quake in mid 2006, this is my second Myspace incarnation. The original page has reincarnated twice since then and is now alive and kicking with all six feet. If there's nothing on TV, click the "Evel Weevil" pic!

As for the About Me bit...
I've inherited a lot of dosh from a previous incarnation — good trick if you can do it — but sadly there was a clerical error and it's all been invested in Shocks and Stairs. As you know, stairs can go down as well as up...


Da Pix!'s TimeZone Map

You'll find this useful - I know I do! My friends live in daft places such as 'abroad', so this map helps me keep track of where their sundials are set:

Mew Spot

"White Lips Kissed, last but one track on their 2005 album... Not sure how they managed to put a track to follow this, but they did, and it worked.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Well, you know when you take a word or phrase and you say it over and over and it stops making sense? Over andoverandoverandover ... you get the picture? Well, I wanna meet whoever's been saying
"PiXeLDeePPiXeLDeePPiXeLDeePPiXeLDeePPiXeLDeePPiXeLDeeP
(I trust it wasn't you, reading that!)

Also like to meet:
Tennis, table-tennis or badminton buddies, non-pro!

People about to undergo Spontaneous Human Combustion (let me get the camera ready first) and anyone else capable of igniting my inner Tigger.

The prat who started putting traffic lights on roundabouts.

Penfold's eyebrows.


My anthem

I didn't notice the cuckoo clock till the third time I watched this... :)

Einstein's Other Theory

And to prove Einstein wrong:

My Blog

Fonetic alfabets

You know what it's like... you're on a crackly phonecall to some wise-@$$ who insists on mis-spelling your details and you want to quote the phonetics at him/her. Well, I can remember "T for Tango", "...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Mar 2009 11:40:00 GMT

An Allegorical Afternoon?

This afternoon I went for a drive. One of those drives with no purpose other than the drive itself. Starting off in World of Pine where I couldn't find what I was looking for, it was time for the mean...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Mar 2009 11:20:00 GMT

Funny pants

I have a dear transatlantic friend who seems to think she's learning The Queen's English*, as spoken by UK of E natives, from my comments and blogs. That in itself is rather ticklesome but some of the...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Nov 2008 14:47:00 GMT

Aspirations: Olympian, joining the Paras, US Presidency

Remember the last Paralympics? Apart from it being silly to drop all the participants into the stadium from an aeroplane, there was some hoo-ha about teams entering players on rather suspect selection...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 03:20:00 GMT

The whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

Well it was an emergency trip to the dentist today, after a weekend of jaw-aching anti-bliss. Though as they say, "A bit of pain never hurt anybody." Having had an x-ray it was, fortunately, a clear-c...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 12:16:00 GMT

Speed bumps

It's high time we stopped discriminating against minorities and made it easier for them to have access to personal transport the same as their luckier friends. Simply passing the driving test is so ob...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 23:45:00 GMT

Tag - Im it!

I've been tagged. Here's what that means for any newbie readers: "The rules in this game of tag are simple -- once you have been tagged, you must write a blog with ten fascinating facts about yourse...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:40:00 GMT

Novices Guide to a British Christmas Dinner

  A. Reserve supply of antifreezeB. Failed Origami experimentC. Child-repellentD. Roast tatersE. Bread sauce (grated bread & fingernail, milk, onion, allspice, cloves)F. Anti-gravity juiceG. ...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 15:24:00 GMT

Linguistic Mono-Contextualisation

Gotta love the English language - there are so many ways to murder it! It's said (maybe in a different language) that English is the most versatile, flexible, linguistic tool of modern time...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:39:00 GMT

SUVs and rubber

Just a quickie rant of a blog, so I can forget about this and get on with my work. SUVs are safe. Caring mothers dropping their kids off at school drive them, saying how wonderfully safe they feel and...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 02:09:00 GMT