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About Me

Hello, my name is Tanya Gruwell. That's Grew- well. LOL. I'm the dorkiest person you will meet. I honestly hate filling out these about me forms because I don't know where to begin. I'm complicated... I love hard, laugh hard (especially at my own jokes), and contradict many ideas of what people think I am. I'm the girliest girl ever but am not afraid to get my hands dirty need be it. Overall I guess you'd say kinda like Bubbles meets Alice! LOL! + I love play on words jokes, they crack me up, I steal pens from the doctors offices, I have Flinstone feet, and I really like to brush my teeth. I love to read, ride beach cruisers at Huntington Beach, play drums on Guitar Hero (I'm on hard!), be out in the sun and play catch. I have a dark sense of humor and sarcasm is my 2nd language. I adore animals and love the free entertainment my goofy kitties bring me. I love seraching history and browsing the internet on government disinformation. Normal is boring and throwing people for a curve is much more satisfying!As for my life, on June 30th 2009 my dad passed away unexpectedly. My mother has been gone from me since I was 5 from a car accident and life to me now has really been put into perspective. My sister and I are closer than ever and I'm so glad that out of all this sadness our relationship has blossomed. I love and value people in my life much more than I thought possible. My relationship with God has been renewed and the power of prayer has really reached out to me. I am very happily engaged to the most amazing man in the world. Chris is my true love and has been my rock through thick and thin. We have 5 furry kids together Simon, Marv, Maxx, Vegas and Link. They are the best free entertainment ever!
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I'd like to meet:

God and Jesus but for Pete's sake take your time! LOL! :) > Jonathan Davis, Freddy Mercury, Danny Elfman Matt Stone and Trey Parker Sassy ladies Movers and shakers I'd really like to meet Albert Fish and Jeffrey Dahmer. Man, I'd really like to pick their brains (haha no pun intended).

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I HeArT...

25 cent machine prizes Underwear right out of the dryer Catching people picking their nose Mr. Clean Magic Eraser Having exact change Non plastic head bands Liver Bitter beer face Pooping after eating...
Posted by on Fri, 11 May 2007 19:12:00 GMT

CHUCK NORRIS CAN GO JUMP A CLIFF!!

Ok.. this started out as a suvery question as to who I thought would win in hand to hand combat; Chuck Norris or the Arnold (AHHnuld!) Seriously.. what's with it being "cool" to like Chuck Norris or t...
Posted by on Fri, 12 May 2006 11:49:00 GMT

RABBLE RABBLE......... WENDY'S .......... RABBLE!

Apparently my blogs take "46432132168464 hours to read" so I will make this short... THe ONLY way to eat a Wendy's Frosty is if you dip your Biggie fries into it!! Any person who th...
Posted by on Mon, 08 May 2006 12:57:00 GMT