I'd like to meet:
penguins.
Music:
Danny Elfman. that is all. and also, Lazlo Bane, Five Iron Frenzy, Smash Mouth, The Beatles, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Tenacious D, Franz Ferdinand.
Movies:
Back to the Future, The Prestige, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Spider-Man, X-Men, Big Fish, Edward Scissorhands, Finding Nemo, Lord of the Rings, Phonebooth, The Iron Giant, Moulin Rouge, Van Helsing, Snakes on a Plane, The Incredibles, The Abyss, Tombstone, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Star Wars, Jurassic Park, Death to Smoochy, The Big Lebowski, The Boondock Saints, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Pulp Fiction, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Fight Club, Jaws, Kill Bill, Pirates of the Caribbean, Office Space, Shrek, Harry Potter, Total Recall
Television:
Lost, Scrubs, Heroes, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Studio 60 (R.I.P.), The Office, 30 Rock, Futurama, Family Guy, Dexter, Californication, Weeds.
Books:
Pirateology
Heroes:
Stephen Colbert