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Juan The Spic

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About Me

I am what happens after you eat Taco Bell. I am the gum you step on when you leave your car. I am the can of beans that falls on your naked toe. I go by many names. Shit-head, asshole, prick, spic, asshole spic, but some people call me Juan.

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My Blog

"Suddenly I Feel The Shining Sun..."

"...Before I knew it, this dream was all gone." Monday April 14th, 2008. I'll never forget this day. On this day, everything changed. I make a phone call to confirm the devastating news. To my dismay,...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:25:00 GMT

Somethings amiss

Something fishy is going on in the life of the spic.  For the first time in a LONG ASS TIME, I am actually happy. I can't fucking believe it.  I am happy.  This coming from the nig...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 22:28:00 GMT

This kinda sucks ass

Fuck. Just when I thought things were looking up for the spic, some dumb-ass, horse-shit happens that takes me right back to the gutter.   It's no suprise that my humble ...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 19:37:00 GMT

Lloyd Christmas Is My Shit.

Hello and welcome once again to another amazing, exciting, lip-smackingly delicious blog by the spic named Juan. Holy clankers, it's been quite a while.  Well, as per usuall, I really don't have ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 23:41:00 GMT

I Ramble Like Your Drunken Uncle At A Wedding, So Reader Discretion Is Advised

..> I really do not know what the hell to talk about. It really doesn't matter, cuz nobody reads this shit anyway. So I'm just gonna go all "stream-of-conciousness" and just type whatever my f...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 13:30:00 GMT

For Every Action, There's A Reaction (WARNING: It Involves Poop)

The Action:  I am at work, hungry as hell. I decide to make myself a delicious individual pizza.  However, I was feeling a bit frisky, so I went a little crazy with my pizza: Thin crust,...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 22:27:00 GMT

There Goes That Asshole Spic Babbling About Random Bullshit Again

Oh how I long for the days when I woke up at 6:50 AM to watch Mighty Max at 7:00 and Dragon Ball Z at 7:30. The days when the prize inside my Fruity Pebbles was actually worthy of my fucking time...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 21:03:00 GMT

Bored on Friday Nights

Bored and broke. I sit in front of the PC, exploring the vast jungle that is YouTube.com, specifically viewing sweet music videos from yesteryear ( The Village People's "YMCA" music video is SO the sh...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 00:16:00 GMT

The Devil Is A Loser And He's My Bitch.

 I am extremely bored at this present moment, so what you are about to read are the random blatherings of a talking, walking sack of dogshit known as Juan Sanchez, also commonly known as "that on...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 23:34:00 GMT

My First Blog

Well, it's official:  I have a MySpace account.  I know, I know, believe me I fucking know.  Here I am posting useless blather about myself, such as "Like, OMG, I, like totally heart Fa...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 02:37:00 GMT