Rock N' Roll Jordan [sicknasty] [cuntcake]

I Fucking Rock.
The names Jordan
I live in Winston-Salem. I go to West Fo. And im the biggest asshole you'll ever meet. I promise. Just like everyone else, music consumes nearly every aspect of my life. I play drums for "While You Were Smoking..." I listen to pretty much everything. I love hanging out with my friends. They're my life, my family, my everything. Each and everyone of them knows I would gladly give my life for them if need be. Im loyal, and I stick by my crew, no matter what. If you get embarrased easily, go the hell home, because I promise ill do some crazy shit. Drop me a line, we'll chat, we'll chill. Its whatever. Im Game. Hit me up.
the following discribes me pretty accuratly.
generally, i just wanna have sex.
[so says juliet mueller]
im a fly motherfucker.
i'm ghetto fabulous and hood rich.
im kind of a big deal.
i run slow.
i have no job.
i smell like a hundred bucks.
my cousin brian is my best-friend ever.
period.
our leather is so soft.
always.
and josh burton is my main nigg.
we fuck shit up.
i drink Jagermeister like nobodys business.
i do not have money in the bank.
shorty i cant buy you a drank.
i have two bestfriends.
they're fancy as all hell.
thier names are jordan.
weird huh?
its like a jorgy.
for me it is hard to pick up
large blocks of concrete.
brian and i, were crunk-getters.
im the most uncontent person you'll ever meet.
yet i hate change. its weird.
reggae is the best music on earth.
hands down.
my friends have nearly killed me numerous times.
(logan, ben, briana, josh)
fuck you.
i do not like broccoli.
i do not like vegitables.
you aint got shit on choo, holden, andrew, and i.
we will run your bush the fuck over.
i have the best/most loyal friends in the world.
dont compete, you'll lose every time.
i am a christian.
i have fun.
and i dig boobies.
i dance.
i cough.
i sneeze.
i sip monsters, and flip birds.
if i threaten you with one of the following:
"ima ninja kick your face off"
"ill pull your nose hairs till you cry" or
"ima feed you a knuckle sandwich right to your lips"
back the fuck down.
cause im ready to fight.
Holy Diver by Dio / Killswitch Engage is the most badass song ever.
every time i get a text message...
my phone tells me "Woogie Boogie Nigger! Woogie Boogie!"
death metal/grindcore music makes me horny.
i will ruin your fucking life in the game Badminton.
i promise.
clothing optional friday sounds like an amazing idea.
i cannot say "____ your the shit" without
picturing that person in a shit suit.
i'm extremly unpredictable.
i do not like clowns.
i do not have "hopps".
i am a boy.
i have a large penis.
true story.
my mom knows everything there is to know about everything.
hamburger helper is the greatest food on earth.
watch out for that water moccasin!
the Kool-Aid man is my hero.
OHH YEAHHH!!!!
i repeat myself.
i am addicted to Monster Energy Drink.
jordan talks in 3rd person.
i repeat myself.
i do well at the game Cranium.
damn it feels good to be a gangsta.
i dont give a fuck.
i enjoy killing zombies.
wordd.
When i play shows i get to see all kinds of groupie sluts, all shapes and sizes, all over the east coast, and otherwise. I am not too stoked about this, i actually find it quite lame. So if by some insane twist of fate, you end up "hanging out with us" prepare to leave crying. Cause i will most likely make fun of you till no end, spit on you, and then maybe even shoot you with my air soft pellet gun, for real. And just for the record, no one in my crew is really into any of you loose girls. Tell everyone you want that you are "friends" with certain people, but the truth is, you are all just the subject of the occasional joke when we are insanely bored. Basically i wish you all would just kinda dissapear, or maybe start your own island far away or something, that would rule.
My screen name is
x ADeadCurrent x
Hit-Me-Up.