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Paul: Divine Hero of Titleland

Saving Titleland, nay, the world!

About Me

Paul: Long ago, before the reign of the Shelbys, a darkness befell the land. The enemy lay the land in siege until one man came with the power given to him by the goddesses to battle him. The fight lasted many days, but in the end, the enemy was thrown down and the lone hero returned to his home. What the legends do not tell is that this hero concieved a child with the goddess Jimff. Such a thing was never heard of, and the hero was henceforth banished from the land. The goddess Jimff was stripped of her divine powers and was forced to live with the hero in the depths of Kapio Forest. She died in birthing and the Hero raised his son far away from the lands of kings and castles, teaching him the virtues of truth and justice but never telling him of his dark past. This boy grew up and learned how to play the bass like his father had before him. Then one day, when the boy (who was now a man) was off in the woods, the father, who had grown very old by then, was visited by the Goddess Besham, who told him that the enemy had returned. The old man fled and left this evil for his son. His son who knew nothing of the outside world, who had never seen the vast plains of Titleland, his son Paul. That his how Paul's adventure began.
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My Interests

Saving the world, crushing evil, killing hordes of minions, traversing dungeons, exploring strange new lands, playing the bass.

I'd like to meet:

John Linnel (again), Flans (again), Buckethead, Les Claypool, MC Bat Commander, Sean Connery, Sean Bean, and The Gorillaz (in a psychadellic Gorillaz Music Video-esque world).

Music:

BGMs, SFX, Catscan!

Movies:

Huh?

Television:

Whuh?

Books:

Bumps & Bruises: Simple Healing Techniques, Catscan Songbook, and The Divine Chronicles of the Two Goddesses.

Heroes:

Link, Ness, and my father, the original hero of Titleland.

My Blog

Why don't you own my album?

It's $7 bucks for more than 20 tracks of awesome music. Featuring "K.K. Rider", "Insecticide", "Iceman V. Inferno Man", and the newest version of "The History of Music". To order a cd, email me (cats...
Posted by Paul: Divine Hero of Titleland on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 06:26:00 PST

Meet Alfonz

Alfonz is a 2 1/2 year old Mallard Duck ( Anas platyrhynchos ) and a terrific friend. Sometimes Alfonz and I go for walks in the park. He helps me pick up chicks, 'cause chicks dig ducks. Alfonz is fo...
Posted by Paul: Divine Hero of Titleland on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 03:48:00 PST

www.livejournal.com/users/powerfool

I thought you'd want to see. It's probably more funny and entertaining than this.
Posted by Paul: Divine Hero of Titleland on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

It's Almost My Birthday

February 20th. Right after Valentine's Day. Statistics say that Valentine's Day is the day when most people get dumped. Happy Valentine's Day!
Posted by Paul: Divine Hero of Titleland on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Uh... So... I'm doing this thing.

BUY CATSCAN'S NEW ALBUM WHEN IT COMES OUT IN LATE FEBRUARY!!!!
Posted by Paul: Divine Hero of Titleland on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

AGE

So... I'm not 20. I'm actually 16. I guess I pressed the wrong doohickey.
Posted by Paul: Divine Hero of Titleland on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST