The most powerful man who ever lived |
IIn the ancient times they used to make you go out into the desert.Imagine that if you will. Wandering through blinding heat with nothing but empty landscape, looming red and purple mountains. There, ... Posted by on Tue, 25 Nov 2008 06:34:00 GMT |
Bunny Games |
I have owned rabbits for nine months now. Well, to be fair and accurate, I have owned a rabbit for nine months now. The second rabbit, I have owned for just over four weeks. It has been an interesting... Posted by on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 03:54:00 GMT |
Oh ho ho. |
Just you wait.Just you wait and see what I'm gonna do. I'll be magic I tell you.Pure. Fucking. Magic.Just you wait.-F Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 06:12:00 GMT |
Traveling, Chuck Norris and The Bathroom Ninja. |
I have travelled a lot.I don't mean this in the "travel-snob" type of way that that stupid guy with the scraggly beard who smelled of pachouli in college and feet did. I mean this in the way that when... Posted by on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:19:00 GMT |
Building a Playhouse. |
I'm sure you know the feeling.It's that feeling of having been laying in bed for 40 minutes, staring at the ceiling through your eyelids. It's counting sheep and forgetting what comes after 678. It's ... Posted by on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 23:58:00 GMT |
The Newbold Nutball Club |
Sure we all do stupid things in college.Some people get drunk and pass out in church. Some people get really really drunk and pee in the corner of thier room thinking it's a urinal. And still other pe... Posted by on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 14:18:00 GMT |
Fire Balls Please. |
When I was a kid used to pretend I could throw fireballs.I would stand in the middle of my culdesac street and cup my hands together and blow. Conjuring images of swirling flames that appeared from my... Posted by on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 23:51:00 GMT |
Fuck modesty |
Right,This is of course not to say that I haven't given it my all. I've tried. I swear to god I have. But the truth is that modesty doesn't work for me. It's just not my thing. So, now, after trying m... Posted by on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 01:05:00 GMT |
I don't care what Clement Greenburg says. Tipping is not a city in China. |
I have come to a difficult decision as of late. Prior to last week, I believed that my destiny lay in the 1/16 of an inch of pigment and binder heaped upon stretched linen. All my life had come to re... Posted by on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 01:25:00 GMT |
Ah yes, do you have anybody available to do a haircut tommorow? |
Before we go any further, I have a dreadful confession to make.I am terribly superstitious. While I do not put too much stock in ladders, spilling the salt, black cats or any of that nonsense, I do pa... Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 22:11:00 GMT |