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About Me

I love people who think they know everything. Especially when they "give you a bit of advice" and then give you that little half-smile like they just gave you a a rare valuable jewel snatched from the mouth of Montezuma. That's my favorite. I spend most of my free time painting or preparing to paint. Other than that my time is divided between my wife and video games. I'm not allowed to play video games durning the week. Most people regard me a genius but I'm much smarter than people give me credit for. I'm currently thinking of either teaching myself Arabic, or learning how to bake scones. It's a toss up really. I am endlessly resourceful, tirelessly active and overwhelmingly amazing.

No need to applaud. Just throw money.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who like the things that I like, for example, explosions, paint, rubber bands, thai fisherman pants, and tea. It might also help if you do not like the things that I do not like. Among them are things like being sandy, having the sun in your eyes, being unable to find your keys, finding said keys in a weird place like a shoe, and when your headset will not connect to your phone. If you are one of those people who know everything then please get hit by bus.Thank you.

My Blog

The most powerful man who ever lived

IIn the ancient times they used to make you go out into the desert.Imagine that if you will. Wandering through blinding heat with nothing but empty landscape, looming red and purple mountains. There, ...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Nov 2008 06:34:00 GMT

Bunny Games

I have owned rabbits for nine months now. Well, to be fair and accurate, I have owned a rabbit for nine months now. The second rabbit, I have owned for just over four weeks. It has been an interesting...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 03:54:00 GMT

Oh ho ho.

Just you wait.Just you wait and see what I'm gonna do. I'll be magic I tell you.Pure. Fucking. Magic.Just you wait.-F
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 06:12:00 GMT

Traveling, Chuck Norris and The Bathroom Ninja.

I have travelled a lot.I don't mean this in the "travel-snob" type of way that that stupid guy with the scraggly beard who smelled of pachouli in college and feet did. I mean this in the way that when...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:19:00 GMT

Building a Playhouse.

I'm sure you know the feeling.It's that feeling of having been laying in bed for 40 minutes, staring at the ceiling through your eyelids. It's counting sheep and forgetting what comes after 678. It's ...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 23:58:00 GMT

The Newbold Nutball Club

Sure we all do stupid things in college.Some people get drunk and pass out in church. Some people get really really drunk and pee in the corner of thier room thinking it's a urinal. And still other pe...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 14:18:00 GMT

Fire Balls Please.

When I was a kid used to pretend I could throw fireballs.I would stand in the middle of my culdesac street and cup my hands together and blow. Conjuring images of swirling flames that appeared from my...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 23:51:00 GMT

Fuck modesty

Right,This is of course not to say that I haven't given it my all. I've tried. I swear to god I have. But the truth is that modesty doesn't work for me. It's just not my thing. So, now, after trying m...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 01:05:00 GMT

I don't care what Clement Greenburg says. Tipping is not a city in China.

I have come to a difficult decision as of late. Prior to last week, I believed that my destiny lay in the 1/16 of an inch of pigment and binder heaped upon stretched linen. All my life had come to re...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 01:25:00 GMT

Ah yes, do you have anybody available to do a haircut tommorow?

Before we go any further, I have a dreadful confession to make.I am terribly superstitious. While I do not put too much stock in ladders, spilling the salt, black cats or any of that nonsense, I do pa...
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 22:11:00 GMT