this layout is whateverlife.com !Um yeah so I do think chuck norris is kick ass, but don't think for one instant that I have some sick infatuation with the man. I mean its not like he has played numerous oscar worthy performances in what could be called the greatest cinematic events in the history of film.... I mean come on... Maybe I would feel differently if he had a piece of exercise equipment which he advertised with the help of Christie Brinkley... But obviously this "total gym" does not exist, so my relationship with chuck will remain what it is.... Presidency of his fan club... Nothing more... Anyway, On with the information about me. My Name is Jake but you can call me a Waterhead, Noggin, or Cha. If you haven't noticed that I have an abnormally large head, I mean I can't wear most hats, its pathetic. Its so big I think it may even have its own gravitational pull. But enough about my head, lets talk about the other 6% of my bodyAnyway, I am 22, and I am known at work for throwing the ever-impressive Applebee's pool parties. Yes, I don't mean to toot my own horn, but "TOOT-TOOT" my parties kick ass. I mean what could be better than sitting outside all day by the pool, listening to good music, drinking an enormous amount of alcohol, and hanging out with extremely attractive applebuddies. ANSWER: Absolutely nothing is better.Like I said my name is Jake, and I am a Appleholic. I am happy to say that it has been two weeks since my last fix, and I am starting to realize that I had a problem. I am starting to notice things that I never noticed, and I feel like I have become a better person now that I am off my addiction.I now work at full time job for the state and I have found that anyone who says that they enjoy their career is full of crap because no job is fun... It's just a job. If jobs were fun you wouldn't come home from them.Basically that is the jest of my life sofar, if you want to know more just ask.Get Your Own! | View Slideshow
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