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Alex

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance

About Me



Funny, smart, intuitive, creative, athletic, caring, good-looking, environmentally friendly, biodegradable, gas powered, do not store at temperatures above 120 degrees. Times may vary depending on microwave settings.

I just wanna listen to good music, lie on the grass at Volunteer Park, throw back a shot of Captain Morgan, and I definitely feel that catnip is basically crack for cats. Parents, if you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will?
You can always see more pictures of the ol' Jones gang and their shenanigans (ha, I said shenanigans!) at T-Mobile Pictures

What ALEX Means
A is for Alluring

L is for Liberal

E is for Explosive

X is for XXX
What Does Your Name Mean?

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet anyone who thinks creationism is acceptable, gays should burn in hell, abortionists should be imprisoned, and that Walgreens has the right to decide whether or not I should be using contraceptives.

Whenever you get the chance, you need to check out GenkiGoth at deviantART .These guys are awesome!

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My Blog

Lets blow up a car!

Happy Thanksgiving Day! Let's try to forget the some of the history behing this gut-busting holiday and remember to be thankful for for the things we have today, like warm clothes, privacy, low gas pr...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Nov 2008 18:55:00 GMT

You may not kiss the bride.

Last Tuesday was a day for celebration. I was moved to see all my fellow Americans come together and speak out in one voice (actually two). When I voted (by the way I regret/am happy to say that it wa...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Nov 2008 02:15:00 GMT

Welcome to the Smoking/Baby Section

Chris and I had a really relaxing weekend. We went on a ferry ride to Bremorton Island. Once there we stopped at a park where people where fishing for squid. And there where a ton of jelly fish withi...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 03:56:00 GMT

Someone has a Stinky Pinky...

That's right, we've named her! The baby kitty is here to stay and has officially been named Stinky Pinky.The history behind her beautiful name is her pink nose......and her smelly kitty farts...So the...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Sep 2008 03:12:00 GMT

13th Annual Pumpkin Push

I've set up this page to help raise fund for this year's 13th Annual Pumpkin Push! The Pumpkin Push is a one-of-a-kind run and family walk to benefit programs for the homeless at 45th St Clinic and Pi...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 02:26:00 GMT

Here chick chick chick chick......

I've been feeling a little down lately. I'd like to blame most of it on this now contraceptive I'm on, the kind they prick you in the ass with. But it's now time to snap out of it! I've been fussing ...
Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 20:40:00 GMT

Don’t be a boob

Many people feel this way:"Feet are gross and indecent. I don’t want my children walking down the street and seeing feet displayed. They have no real purpose, other than walking, and they can be...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 07:45:00 GMT

Word to your moms, I came to drop bombs

Every time I go back to PR it seems crappier and crappier and I get happier and happier that I'm not there anymore. But it was wonderful to see everyone and be with my family again even if just for a ...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 20:26:00 GMT

Mysterious Mysteries

It's snowing. It's been snowing on and off since yesterday. I'm really glad for it because first, I was getting sick of walking on brown rotted piled up leaves everytime I got in and out of my car. Al...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 08:38:00 GMT

Kids these days

It doesn't take much to keep me entertained. Take for instance my phone. A small little rectangular piece of plastic. It has bright colors, flashing lights, cute songs, and it talks. Sounds more like ...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 06:51:00 GMT