Men |
1. Men are like.....Laxatives.....They irritate the shit out of you.
2. Men are like.....Bananas.....The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like.....Weather.....Nothing can be done to ... Posted by *~Goddess of the Dawn~* on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 02:04:00 PST |
Grown Women |
A girl wants to control the man in her life. A grown woman knows that if he’s truly hers, he doesn’t need controlling.
Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too... Posted by *~Goddess of the Dawn~* on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 01:29:00 PST |
Dear "YOU"... |
To those who think I hate them or think I’m holding grudges because of whatever that may have happened between us, Tasha is just fine because she is numb and no longer have a heart to be crushed... Posted by *~Goddess of the Dawn~* on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 06:36:00 PST |
Know It All |
I know a girl that blows weed smoke in her newborn baby’s faceShe swears that he loves the tasteI know a guy that gets drunk til his ass can’t standEvery time he calls I tell him I already... Posted by *~Goddess of the Dawn~* on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 06:42:00 PST |
The Echo Factor |
Now I could sit here and baffle youWith shallow babbleAnd a bunch of punch linesYou probably won't get.Or even use some big wordsThat you'd have to look upBut, I'm not a teacherSo go ahead and close y... Posted by *~Goddess of the Dawn~* on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 06:56:00 PST |
WATDAFUXUP!!! |
Really...WHAT THE FUCK IS UP?! Either u want me or not! Don’t keep fucking playing with my emotions! This is how niggas get CUT now...cuz they alwayz wanna PLAY GAMES! I don’t h... Posted by *~Goddess of the Dawn~* on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 09:34:00 PST |
Things To Remember About YOU... |
**READ THIS WHOLE THING. IT'S SO DANG TRUE**
1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason a... Posted by *~Goddess of the Dawn~* on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 07:15:00 PST |
Why Do Boys Fall In Love With Girls? |
(THIS WAS WRITTEN BY A GUY)
1. They will always smell good even if it’s just shampoo.
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.
3. How cute they look when they sl... Posted by *~Goddess of the Dawn~* on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 06:29:00 PST |
60 Things Girls Don't Know About Guys |
$ Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!(oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 5 guys..you're a HOE)$ "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phra... Posted by *~Goddess of the Dawn~* on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 06:36:00 PST |
Who's Fake & Who's Real??? |
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAl FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAl FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and t... Posted by *~Goddess of the Dawn~* on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 04:54:00 PST |