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Reservations

About Me

Hello All! My name is Kobe Bryant. I am just kidding. It is not Kobe Bryant. But I am a fan of the Lakers. If you worked at the Coast Long Beach Hotel, you would know that I am a fan of the Lakers. I also enjoy chicken with cream sauce. Hmmmm, what else should I tell you about me? I think I am a mystery to most people. But think of me as a dark room. If you find the light switch, you will see better. But if you can't, you will stay in the dark room. And then you will possibly be scared. I used to be afraid of the dark. That is why for the longest time I did not want my own room. However, I have changed my mind and I am proud to say that I am no longer afraid of the dark. I also have my own room. It is nicely sized with a television that I bought from Costco. Today I called Costco to ask if they had tickets to go to Sea World because I know sometimes they offer discount tickets to theme parks. Unfortunately, Sea World is not one of those theme parks. I was sad after making this particular phone call.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I like people who are nice to me. If you are nice to me, then I will like you. This does not mean you need to always agree with me. However, I enjoy talking. So if you are nice and open-minded and non-judgmental and enjoy talking, then please call me and I will go out on a date with you. However I am booked for the summer but do have a few September openings left. I am oversold on September 15 and there is no waiting list. I am just kidding. I am not oversold or overbooked, and I will likely not go out on a date with you if you called me. I also think that Paris Hilton is not attractive and do not understand why many people think that she is. However, there is a girl on the WB Series Smallville whose name is Kristin Kreuk and I will definitely go out with her if she called me. Therefore, if Kristin Kreuk is reading this profile and is interested in having a date with me, please give me a call. I will definitely say yes.

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