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My life is unfulfilling. I was looking at my ex-roommate's myspace pages last thursday, and suddenly got very sad. I miss my old roomies. and all my friends who are scattered all ove...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 09:45:00 GMT |
yeah! I'm not lame! |
Oh man, I had the best weekend. Since I barely left my house and didn't really interact with anyone for the the past 2 or 3 weekends, I decided to not be lame and enjoy this fine city. I w...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 18:03:00 GMT |
awesome |
OMG, I saw this guy on the train today that had a comb in. Not a comb over or a comb forward, but a comb in. He grew out his hair on both sides of the top of his head and combed them...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 15:32:00 GMT |
me |
we have mushrooms growing out of the wall in our dining room. pretty cool huh? maybe not. Hopefully I won't die from inhaling deadly spores. but they're replacing our roof today. my bike-&n...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 09:38:00 GMT |
ingrown hairs and chafing... |
...eew, you're gross. you wanted to hear more about my ingrown hairs and chafing. well, they're uncomfortable and unpleasant. Isnt' it interesting how something can be both repulsive and attractive ...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 15:38:00 GMT |
just say no to cameltoes |
Camel toes are like car accidents - when you see a big one, you can't help but stare. So, I saw a very pronounced camel toe today in my stretching class. I mean i could practically see her whole vag...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 22:02:00 GMT |
rats on a house |
So, the other night I had a dream...wait, first of all, we have rats in our walls. so, the other night I had this dream that they were in the house and I was trying to catch them. With my b...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 11:10:00 GMT |
gassy jill |
so, you know those times when you have explosive gas and you just want to be alone...but you can't because you're on an airplane. yeah.
Posted by on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 11:09:00 GMT |
what's wrong with canada... |
I went bowling in Halifax today...it was different than american bowling. The balls were about the size of bocci balls, all the same weight, and the pins were narrower. I lost. canadian bowling is st...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 22:55:00 GMT |
