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Michael Jack

I Am An Accident Waiting To Happen

About Me

I see myself as a huge fiery comet, a shooting star. Everyone stops, points up and gasps "Oh look at that" Then whoosh, and Im gone...and they'll never see anything like it ever again...and they wont be able to forget me ever.

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My Interests



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I'd like to meet:

Rockstars,
Bookworms,
Drug Dealers,
Priests,
Divas,
Strippers,
Teachers,
Lawyers,
Docters,
Politicians,
Criminals,
Transvestites,
Homophobes,
Black Panthers,
Klan Members,
Nazis,
Addicts,
Cowboys,
Faeries,
Make-up Artists,
Christians,
Jews,
Catholics,
Atheists,
Police Officers,
Starving Artists,
Executives,
Interns,
Prostitutes,
Fast Food Workers,
Inmates,
Entrapenuers,
Poseurs,
Punks,
Rap stars,
Geeks,
Jocks,
Burn-outs,
Asians,
The ancestors of former slaves,
The ancestors of former slave owners,
Pretty much, if you have a story to tell, I want to meet you!

Music:

My Chemical Romance, Something Corporate, The Gin Blossoms, Bright Eyes, The Doors, Panic! At The Disco, Gn'R, NIN, Sugarcult, Styx, Journey, Brand New, Taking Back Sunday, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Courtney Love, Green Day, Reggie And The Full Effect, The White Stripes, Blink 182, She Wants Revenge, The Rocket Summer, The Dresden Dolls, The Pink Spiders, Janes Addiction, Nirvana, Senses Fail, T.a.t.u., Fallout Boy, Richard Cheese and Lounge Against The Machine, James Blunt, The Red Hot Chilie Peppers, DIO, Wierd Al Yancovich, Tenacious D, Caden, The Acadamy Is..., Good Charolette, Yellowcard, The Cure, The Ramones, Garbage, Jefferson Airplane, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Distillers, Weezer, Jet, The Killers, The Interns, Franz Ferdinad, Underoath, A Static Lullaby, The Bloodhound Gang, Gwen Stefanie, Ruet Caelum (R.I.P.) Jack Off Jill, The Donnas, They Might Be Giants, Sum 41, Eve 6, Coheed & Cambria, Foo Fighters, Marilyn Manson, Barenaked Ladies, Michael Jackson, Nsync, Justin Timberlake, The Beatles, Backstreet Boys, LFO, O-Town, Eminem, Ludacris, Jay-Z, Snoop Dogg, Outkast, Bayside, Alexisonfire, Jimmy Eat World, From First to Last, Maroon 5, KoRn, Bowling for Soup, UVR, The Rabies, Custom, Orgy, Trapt, No Doubt, Spitafield

Movies:

The Nightmare Before Christmas, Fight Club, American Beauty, It's Pat, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Freddy Got Fingered, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Mean Girls, Donnie Darko, Good Burger, Hide and Seek, Uptown Girls, The Breakfast Club, Ferris Bueller´s Day Off, Permanent Midnight, Anchorman, Old School, Ray, Thirteen, Sandlot, Airheads, Labrynth, Whats Eating Gilbert Grape, Drop Dead Fred, Waiting, When A Stranger Calls, Dogma, Edward Scissorhands, Reefer Madness, Seed of Chucky, Amityville Horror, The 6th Sense, The Butterfly Effect, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Facotry, Boogie Nights, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle One Night In Paris, Basketball Diaries, The Craft, Girl Interupted, Adam Sandler's 8 Crazy Nights, Varsity Blues, Groundhogs Day, Texas Chainsaw Massacar, Crush, Grind, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Summer School. There TONS more and this list could virtually go on forever but I cant think right now.

Television:

Degrassi, The Family Guy and music videos are the only tv I concern myself with!

Books:

Cut, Catcher In The Rye, Speak, Go Ask Alice, The Astonishing Adventures of Fan Boy and Goth Girl, Confessions Of A Teenage Baboon, A Child Called It, the Bible, and a bunch of other ones.

Heroes:

My real parents!The band that saved my life! The most ingenious duo ever! The most underrated artist of all time! One of the most brillant men alive!

My Blog

How awesome am I???

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a3333865a0 Watch that whole video. The very end...yeah thats me and THE Will Ferrel. And he told over 15,000 people to clap for ME. You should probably kill yourself ...
Posted by Michael Jack on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 10:11:00 PST

If you ever wanted to get inside my head...

Im Mike Chillemi. Read on and you can decide if Im special or not. Im not really that good at anything. Im not big or strong. I havent been anywhere or seen anything. Ill never start a revolution. I d...
Posted by Michael Jack on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 11:44:00 PST

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They invented LOVE all right. But they still can't make the right plastic or metal or whatever to hold it all in. So it just keeps leaking. (insert water sounds) All over everything. (insert everythin...
Posted by Michael Jack on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 10:24:00 PST

Apocolypse Later

None of this belongs to meAnd right now I dont careThe only thing thats on my mind is the scent of burning hairSo here we are on judgement dayCount back the times Ive liedAnd everytime I kissed your l...
Posted by Michael Jack on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 07:22:00 PST

A Stoners Page And A Half Long Interpretation Of How Fucked This World Really Is...

I used to have a tadpole, that turned into a frog That got eaten by a cat, that in turn got eaten by a dog That got dropped of by its owners, on a mountain in the woods And this dog ventured into a ca...
Posted by Michael Jack on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 05:44:00 PST

Sweet Ass Incorporated

It's simple... welcome to the wonderful life of SW Inc.   For those of you who hate abbreviations... Sweet Ass Incorporated. What is SW Inc?  All you have to be is sweet ass and you're...
Posted by Michael Jack on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 11:12:00 PST

Almost Smiling (A story by Arianne Flick and Mike Chillemi)

The sign on the wall seemed to quaver under a film of sliding warm water. I was thoroughly upset that it was raining in the house. Why no one else noticed, was beyond me. I jumped off the dresser and ...
Posted by Michael Jack on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 07:48:00 PST

Gas prices

Nothing like putting our lives in perspective Compared with Gasoline...... Think a gallon of gas is expensive? This makes one think, and also puts things in perspective. Diet Snapple 16 oz...
Posted by Michael Jack on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST