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Captain Awesome

About Me

You probably don't want to know me. I am a blackguard of the lowest sort.

My Interests

I aspire to be the chief and only justice of the supreme court of the world.

I'd like to meet:

If I knew, I'd know 'em.

Music:

I wish I was better at making it. I like to listen to Boogertruck.

Movies:

Anything by the Coen brothers, Documentaries - especially by Errol Morris, Dr. Strangelove, Joe vs. the Volcano (seriously-it's brilliant)...

Television:

Rita Cosby. If anyone can get to the bottom of this mess, it's her.

Books:

Yes!

Heroes:

Abraham Lincoln should be emulated by everybody. And in every respect, not just facial-hair-wise. Seriously. Go read the Gettysburg Address. Awesome, right?

My Blog

Holy crap

So, that bit below about it being the worst semester of school ever? Not kidding. Seriously, it was bad. Way bad. But hot damn did the misery pay off grade-wise! Fifteen credits, fourteen of 'em for a...
Posted by Captain Awesome on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 10:38:00 PST

DONE

Worst semester of school EVER. Done. Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Posted by Captain Awesome on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 11:44:00 PST

Please understand...

...that when I say this is the best thing I've ever heard, I'm not kidding (just read the 1st entry about Jimmy "the Beard"). How'd you come across this, Shawn? I just did, all right? Back off. W...
Posted by Captain Awesome on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 03:53:00 PST

Just thought you might like to know:

Your government tortures people. And it's legal. That is all.
Posted by Captain Awesome on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 05:10:00 PST

2 weeks that will live in infamy

Blog, eh...? All right, here goes. If you give a damn, everything is coming up Thomas for about two weeks now. Seriously, it's crazy. Start off with getting engaged. Now, I've been with the lady for ...
Posted by Captain Awesome on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 05:48:00 PST