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Commissioner Gordon

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

H ey, im Tony. I work at Ikea solely for the food they have there. I'm very friendly and easy to talk to and especially love a good conversation about just about anything. I'm going to be NYPD and eventually/hopefully make it into the K9 unit. I'd like to think I'm a funny guy, not funny like a clown but funny like a...funny guy. I've got a few friends, but I believe in quality over quantity. I play Paintball and I couldn't be happier when I'm on the field. Its basically one of my two true loves. Its a shame I can't really afford to play anymore. I hate being home because my parents clearly and obviously hate me, so I rarely talk to them anyways. I love this juice from Ssip's called "Sabor Latino", its really good shit. I really don't describe myself too well sometimes, but I swear I'm much better with questions and such. So hey, if you actually read this whole thing and want to shoot over a message feel free, I'm always up for a nice chat. I mean, if we didn't talk to strangers how would the world go round?
Also, im 99.999% sure im the first person on myspace to have 300 pictures. Yeah, I'm better than you.

My Interests

-Paintball.
-Airsoft.
-My friends.
-Photography.
-Boba Fett.
-Driving

I'd like to meet:


Nobody else in particular.

Music:

Almost anything.

Movies:

Boondock Saints
300
Pans Labryinth
Henry Fool
Casino Royale
More, too many.

Television:

I dont watch tv anymore, with the exception of Entourage when the season is actually on.

Books:

FaceFull
PB2Extreme
Maxim
Stuff
Esquire
FHM

Heroes:

Maximus Lundqvist
Joy Division
The Boondock Saints
King Leonidas
Boba Fett

My Blog

Fuck you and your....

Fuck you and your stupid ideas.Fuck you and your dog.Fuck you and your driving skills, learn to signal asshole.Fuck you and your promises.Fuck you and your gay ass sandals, "Crocs" for those who aren'...
Posted by Commissioner Gordon on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 01:44:00 PST

Free Roundhouse Kicks

I have come to the conclusion that people bother the ever living shit out of me, while I would be content living with just food for the rest of my life. This is another two-parter, so go to the bathro...
Posted by Commissioner Gordon on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 01:03:00 PST

Staring Into Infinity

Why AM I awake this late? As I type this sentence, the clock reads 4:46AM. I'm not sure why I stay up so late, but I've got quite a few ideas. For one, I'm drawing a semi-mural on my wall and seem to ...
Posted by Commissioner Gordon on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 02:15:00 PST

Gasoline and Holy Water (Warning: ITS LONG)

So, I decided instead of refreshing the countless websites at 4am hoping to get something new to click on; here I am writing a blog. I never thought I would do write a blog, let alone call it a blog. ...
Posted by Commissioner Gordon on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 01:43:00 PST