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Corey

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

New Episode of The Consultants. Please vote "Funny":See more funny videos at Funny or Diei erased what i used to have here and now i'm not sure i should have. i like it here. on myspace. i remember i said i like eggs, which is true. i'm allergic to things that swim. except humans who can swim. i'm not allergic to them. i like them. i would like to have more of them around. except for the ones i don't like, which is a lot of them. well shoot.i've decided to cap my number of friends at 99. that doesn't mean i'm not adding new friends. EVERYONE IS ON NOTICE. time to step up, current friends. don't assume the bands go first.AND NOW:here's my web series, The Consultants. There are four episodes here and another on the way. please vote "funny":..> The Consultants- Episode One on FunnyOrDie.com ..>another episode:..> The Consultants- The Intern on FunnyOrDie.com ..>See more funny videos at Funny or DieSee more funny videos at Funny or DieAlso, here's this:
You are Hulk
Hulk 100%
The Flash 95%
Iron Man 70%
Green Lantern 70%
Superman 60%
Spider-Man 60%
Catwoman 60%
Supergirl 50%
Wonder Woman 45%
Robin 30%
Batman 25% You are a wanderer with
amazing strength.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test
i just thought you all should know. watch it. finally:
Who Should Paint You: M.C. Escher
Open and raw, you would let your true self show for your portrait.
And even if your painting turned out a bit dark, it would be honest. What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Alan Ball, Aaron Sorkin, Peter Tolan, Richard Price

My Blog

Untitled V

After we slept together for the first time, all those years ago in my rattrap apartment on Third Street between C and D, I awoke to her not in my bed and was sure she had sneaked out while I slept. I ...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 22:31:00 GMT

Untitled IV

There's a line in a John Prine song, "That night she fell asleep in my arms, humming the tune to Louie Louie. Aww baby, we gotta go now." The words run through my head as she drifts off on my shoulde...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 08:56:00 GMT

Untitled III

If this were one of my books, I would change points of view and the reader would get to learn why she's really crying before I do. I would also get to make up the reason. As it is, I am left to p...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 10:05:00 GMT

Untitled II

I'm sitting at the kitchen counter when she comes home at six-thirty. As far as she can tell I haven't moved all day and I have a sneaking feeling that she suspects as much when she asks me to help w...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 07:40:00 GMT

Untitled I

I have a circular office off the den where I go to do my writing in the morning. I can't do it in the bedroom because she sleeps later than I do. She always wakes up just before I finish and, when I...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 08:28:00 GMT

i sing made up songs when i'm alone

I was just getting my menus down from the top of the fridge when I sang "I'm gonna have burrito. One sweet benny's burrito." and I realized that I do this a lot and it might not be something other pe...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 15:47:00 GMT

My Night with my Golden Globe Winning Future Wife.

Many of you know this story, but for those of you who don't, here it is. This is a true story. I was at a fundraiser for Gabe McKinley's new play and Mary-Louise Parker was there. This is my conv...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 19:58:00 GMT

The thing about "improving"

I quit drinking a month ago. I did it for a number of reasons all of which are related to making something of my life. It just seems like-to drink like I drank- you need to be successful. Drinking ...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 12:05:00 GMT

Good Morning, rain

It's still raining in the west and now it's raining here in the east. Isn't it a nice way to start the new year? Yesterday was a holiday, though I don't know why. As far as I can tell no one went t...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 05:07:00 GMT

i believe we were talking about cotton

no we weren't. but it's a good enough title. i like the idea of writing a blog but everytime sit down to do it, my mind goes blank. i'm going to Minnesota for all of May to finish writing my play....
Posted by on Tue, 19 Apr 2005 17:39:00 GMT