Molestache

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Well Hello, my name is John. What's Yours? Oh really, that's a pretty nice name. What do I do? i thought you would never ask. I work as a shoe technician, I put the plastic things on the ends of shoelaces. What do you do? Oh....you don't want to tell me because it's chump compared to mine...I understand. I also play in Molestache with Carlos, it's only the best band ever. Molestache's origin dates back to the days of Goliath and the sub-indian wars where our ancesters sold their bodies for sex while small people all over the world suffered from chronic obesity. They sure loved their chocalate candy. Some say in the coldest winters you can see the reflection of Molestache in your Big Gulp. FAQ 1. Who The Heck Plays What Molestache? - "uh, DUH! (slapping my self in the head because Molestache realizes he should have told you that)......sorry I should have mentioned that by now. Well Billy (hypatehtical name, this is where you put YOUR NAME in Billy's spot), Carlos & John alternate playing drums so they can BOTH AS A TEAM...(emphasizing team so you think about things like teamwork and better yourself as a person) pick up any other instrument of choice, such as a bass or tuba, for yours and their listening experience. Shoot, how bout' i just show you the listings of each song so this is easier to understand................well al-righty here ya go.....Mac Wire Chicken Attack - Carlos=Bass - John=drumsTurkish Bunghole Delight - Carlos=Bass - John=DrumsClean Wrapped - Carlos=Drums - John=Bass, Roto-TomsShiver Me Timber - Carlos=Drums - John=Bass