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sneaky monkey

We live in an age when unnecessary things are our only necessities. - Oscar Wilde

About Me

Hi class, it's Desi. Here are some things that i think you should know about me: I'm a Christian and proud of it!!!! I know that sounds really corny or cliche' or something, but seriously... Without Jesus I don't even want to think of where I'd be.I'm a simple girl from the rural farmland of south jersey, Raised in P.G. County. I'm a sarcastic , smartass, who is very opinionated and a big dork at heart. I love parties a the Midgetland Ranch in Towson( please feel free to inquire more on that topic), sadly the ranch is gone, but the parties shall go on forever. I'm an extremely loyal friend. I provide an excellent shoulder to lean on and have been blessed with the ability to be understanding. I don't believe in gossip, it's a completely fruitless waste of time and energy.I'm one of the most curious and inquisitive people I know. I wear glasses. My first name is Rhiannon but I use my middle name, Desiree'. I love the color green. I'm a big fan of silliness and randomness. If you have a question about movies..ask me... I probably know the answer. I don't want to think about the hours of my life that I have spent consuming films. I don't wear make up that often , I loathe the need for chicks to primp their hair and use flat irons and curling irons and hair spray and shine spray and all that crap on a daily basis. I hate brussel sprouts,( I take that back, hate is a strong word , I despise them with all me being!) I tend to hang out with guys more than girls. I love hugs (both getting and giving them). I sing in the car really loud when I'm by myself or with Corie. I have a Gizmo stuffed animal on my bed that i sleep with. I can't stand wearing shoes and socks. I spend way too much time on Myspace... oh yeah, and I also have an insane fear of penguins!
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My Interests

Jesus ... He's a pretty cool guy... the two of you should hang sometime, Music , movies, books, theology, criminal psychology, baseball, hanging out with friends, writing poetry and crappy screenplays, trying to understand the meaning of life. I also dabble in overcoming my fear of penguins, humoring drunken idiots, practicing that whole grin and bear it theory. main focus... still working on that.If you really want to make a difference in the world, in any way, you must become involved. Take action.Please check out this site, it's something that God has put on my heart for years...

I'd like to meet:


Create your own friendquiz hereSomeone not afraid to take a risk and be who they are. People who like to talk about everything and nothing, and someone who can handle my sense of humor.Also anyone who has had their head on a Pez Dispenser would be cool.Feel free to talk to me , I don't bite!All I ask is that before sending me a friend request, drop me a line first.P.S. If I make a reference, that you don't understand, go ahead and ask me about it... I promise to only mock you about things that I deem everyone should know!

Music:

In no particular order... Rufus Wainwright, Gogol Bordello,Dave Matthews Band, Pixies, Social Distortion, Flogging Molly, The Clash, Pagoda, Death Cab for Cutie, Yes, Marc Broussard, King Straggler, Good Charlotte ( yes, that's right, I said it), My Chemical Romance, Gavin Degraw, Lynard Skynard, Bright Eyes,The Decemberists, The Flaming Lips, Steppenwolf, The Eagles, Nada Surf, Weezer, Moby, The Killers, Duran Duran, The Police, Peter Gabriel, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, King Crimson, Creedance Clearwater Revival, Van Morrison, Joe Cocker, Otis Redding, Jethro Tull, Jefferson Airplane, The White Stripes, Soundgarden, Pantera, Alice in Chains, Misty Edwards, Molly Williams, and the list just goes on... I like alot of everything.

Movies:

GO, Snatch, Igby Goes Down, Brotherhood of the Wolf, Crazy in Alabama, Cookies Fortune, The Chumscrubber, Me And You And Everyone We Know, Everything Is Illuminated, Soylent Green, Clockwork Orange, Saved, 28 Days Later, Elephant, Life As A House, Rory O'Shea Was Here, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Welcome to Colinwood, The United States of Leland, The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys, The Beliver, Welcomer to the Dollhouse, Empire Records, Ghostbusters, Wilbur Wants To Kill Himself, Labrynth, Willow, Neverending Story, The Dark Crystal, Gremlins, The Goonies, The Lost Boys, The Locusts, The Gift, Poltergeist, Pi, True Romance, Manic, A Love Song For Bobby Long

Television:

I'm trying to cut back but here are some ones I love: Dexter, Heroes, Rescue Me, OZ, Carnivale, Nip/Tuck, Six Feet Under, Deadwood, Weeds, Dark Shadows, Wolf's Rain, Joan of Arcadia, Daily Show, Freaks and Geeks, Lost and Surface. You'll notice most of these, sadly, are canceled shows.

Books:

The Bible,Anything by Donald Miller (fun transition approaching),Brave New World, all things Stephen King, To Kill a Mockingbird, Catcher in the Rye, anything by Christopher Rice, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, Anatomy of Melancholy, Dylan Thomas's selected works, and of course I'll admit to Harry Potter.

Heroes:

Jesus, Atticus Finch, My Mom, Dr. Peter Venkman, Those that do not just speak, but act.

My Blog

" A shameful matter"

What the hell?Please take a moment to check out the following link to a video about the rape of a ten year old by nine teenager/men in Australia.http://news.bbc.co.uk/player/nol/newsid_7130000/ne wsid_...
Posted by sneaky monkey on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 09:31:00 PST

Silliness

There is no real point to this, I just think it's fun times and wanted to share.Lately I let myself get hooked on Doctor Who on BBCA ( 2005- present) and while looking for some clips on you tube I stu...
Posted by sneaky monkey on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:03:00 PST

Thou shalt kill????

As election time comes closer and closer, here's one more little thing to take in. I think from time to time if I come across and interesting article about a candidate I'll post the link for you all. ...
Posted by sneaky monkey on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 08:10:00 PST

Bills Bills Bills

Saturday I was helping my mom go through old boxes of papers so we could downsize and ran across a bunch of envelopes with my name on them. Unopened mail is a rarity in my house, so I opened them and ...
Posted by sneaky monkey on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 09:01:00 PST

Brief wedding update

I went in for my fitting at David's yesterday to get my dress hemmed and when I put my dress on ( the same one I ordered in August) it was too big on me. While I hate that it I pay for it, I'm excited...
Posted by sneaky monkey on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 11:58:00 PST

Are you O.K.?

This would seem like a fairly easy question to ask someone.It is usually prompted by some outward expression that something is wrong. Many times we ask this question just to be polite and are not read...
Posted by sneaky monkey on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:04:00 PST

New Friend Request

I dread this icon when it pops up daily. You never know what you are dealing with. First off people seem to not read the part of my profile that request you write me first, it's rare that people do th...
Posted by sneaky monkey on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 11:19:00 PST

Input overload

Late Friday night or very early Saturday morning Joey and I stayed up til $am watching this movie Perfume. It was very cool visually, but some of the things I saw I immediately wish I could have unsee...
Posted by sneaky monkey on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 10:10:00 PST

Freaks and Geeks

Joey is awesome, for my birthday he got me the entire series of Freaks and Geeks. How much does that rock? It made me make the girlie giggly-squealy noise when I opened it.That noise is reserved for s...
Posted by sneaky monkey on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 10:13:00 PST

Profile Song

Just to let you know my choice of a Profile song is actually quite funny if you were still at Bill's after 10ish last night ( Labor Day, for all who stumble across this a year from now). Bill started ...
Posted by sneaky monkey on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 01:57:00 PST