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happy as fuck

if life doesnt give you lemons...steal those bitches from wal-mart!

About Me

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Sun Sign: Capricorn
Sun 11° Capricorn 59' Capricorn Horoscope
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Moon Sign: Aquarius
Moon 21° Aquarius 09' Aquarius Horoscope
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Rising Sign: Gemini
Ascendant 28° Gemini 02' Gemini Horoscope
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My Interests


Myspace Contact Tablesplaying football, having...partys ha ha you thought i was going to say somthing else you perverts, watching movies, and anything that gets my adrenaline going.

I'd like to meet:

jenna jameson, jennifer aniston, kirt cobain, and stewy griffin. oops!! lolI WRITE SINS, NOT TRAGEDIES (Panic At The Disco)

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: joseph oneal courtney
Birthday: 1/2/87
Birthplace: merrium kansas
Current Location: north little rock
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: light brown
Height: 6'1
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: hispanic! bow chica bow!
The Shoes You Wore Today: steve madden
Your Weakness: chocolate and women
Your Fears: none really, heights but only when im not hooked up
Your Perfect Pizza: lots of meat!(no gay jokes) and lots of cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: go to sniper school
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol duh! lol!
Thoughts First Waking Up: shit the suns bright! or a girls name
Your Best Physical Feature: ass def ask jen
Your Bedtime: ha ha anywhere from 2am to 4
Your Most Missed Memory: time with my papaw
Pepsi or Coke: miller light! fuck coke
McDonalds or Burger King: burger king
Single or Group Dates: single, or groups depends on the occasion
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton? fuck idk the one in the bags
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: socially
Do you Swear: fuck no!
Do you Sing: if you want me too ;)
Do you Shower Daily: hell yes!
Have you Been in Love: not sure which probly means no
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: some day
Do you belive in yourself: fuck yeah im a tottal bad ass that cant spell! ask jen!
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: im average
Are you a Health Freak: not really
Do you get along with your Parents: when i dont live eith them
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them
Do you play an Instrument: drums
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no!...
In the past month have you Smoked: n...yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no i dont do drugs
In the past month have you gone on a Date: not really
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: thats nasty
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: gross
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: not in the past month
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: ask anyone on my top eight!
Ever been called a Tease: yeah
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: i cant controll it so...fuck it
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: cant tell you
What country would you most like to Visit: japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown or blue
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: either
Height: just not taller than me
Weight: doesnt really matter but i like someone i can throw around! ;)
Best Clothing Style: as long as hey match, but country you know with the tied up shirt and straw hat!
Number of Drugs I have taken: no drugs!
Number of CDs I own: ?
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 1 big ass one
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i dont live with regrets

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Music:

hard rock (korn,disturbe... ect.) and some rap.

Movies:

all movies where someone dies.

Television:

nothing in peticular

Books:

most books, I love to read.

Heroes:

batman and superman kick a$s!!!

My Blog

free at last!

i have recently been freed of a situation that i put myself into and it took a lot out of me, like things that i dont know if ill be able to do for a long time not physical things but emotinal things ...
Posted by happy as fuck on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 08:48:00 PST

my personality

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Posted by happy as fuck on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 12:00:00 PST

hey yall!!!!

hey yall, see ima country boy so i can say things like that, my site is halfway up and running but it still sucks balls. so ima workin on it, well yall come back now ya hear?................ ha ha ima...
Posted by happy as fuck on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 04:49:00 PST

to all you f*ckers

hey i know my site sucks balls right know but its a work in progress. soon it will have pics and videos so until then dont get to bored.   peace out hang loose party hard.  ...
Posted by happy as fuck on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 08:54:00 PST