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The Muff

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

yayoi kusama anthony bourdain alice waters

Music:

panda bear, the stooges, blonde redhead, new york dolls, richard hell, the knife, bjork, daniel johnston, tom waits, the fruit bats, leonard cohen, stereo total, syd barrett, lcd soundsystem, kathleen hanna, the fall, animal collective, scott walker, deerhoof, jad fair, joanna newsom, beat happening, black sabbath, nico

Movies:

wild at heart, chinatown, who's afraid of virginia woolf, the squid and the whale, welcome to the dollhouse, reds, all about eve, jules and jim, pee wee's big adventure, the piano teacher, cole miner's daughter, badlands, donnie darko, rosemary's baby, city of lost children, midnight cowboy, elizabeth taylor anything, bette davis anything

Television:

mr.show, twin peaks, freaks and geeks, ali g

Books:

extremely loud and incredibly close, please kill me, the botany of desire, the piano teacher, a cook's tour, vegetarian cooking for everyone, proust questionnaire, cabinet of natural curiousities,

Heroes:

marcel duchamp!

My Blog

insomniac

you guys, i totally have insomnia for realz and it is bad.  it has been practically-almost one month.  sometimes i take an ambien, but even that doesnt always help and who can take ambien fo...
Posted by The Muff on Tue, 22 May 2007 02:33:00 PST

bjork, bitches!

i just splurged on a ticket to see bjork at the auditorium theater on may 12th.  what will i wear??  what flavor cupcakes do you think bjork likes? ...
Posted by The Muff on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 01:49:00 PST

sadland

im sad.
Posted by The Muff on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 04:48:00 PST

halloween

i totally wish today was halloween and not st. patrick's day.  
Posted by The Muff on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 08:23:00 PST

my first survey...just easing myself into it...read about me! cuz you care, right?

1. What do you say most when you're trying not to curse?motherfucking HUGGERSNUBBER!2. Do You Own An iPod?yeah, but i dont know how to really use it.3. What Person On Your Top 8 Do You Talk To The Mos...
Posted by The Muff on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 02:08:00 PST

panda bear

i am so obsesssed with the new panda bear album that last night i dreamt i was pregnant and birthed this tiny creature... ...
Posted by The Muff on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 09:02:00 PST

i lost my cellie...again...the second time in one month

i am a fool.i lost my cell phone tonight when my bag was stolen at the airport blue line stop. it really wasn't my fault this time, but i kind of, basically feel like it really pretty much was my faul...
Posted by The Muff on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 06:53:00 PST

job wanted

does anyone have a job that they want to offer me?  i would like to have a new one, please. i work hard.  also, i have a lovely professional demeanor that is a joy to be around.&nb...
Posted by The Muff on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 02:20:00 PST

community supported agriculture rulez

just re-upped my 2007 CSA subscription for the summer.  i'm trying a different farm this year to spread the love...and also the pick up location is closer to my home.  do you want to prove ...
Posted by The Muff on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 09:44:00 PST

cocksucker

i am so fucking crabby that i want to stab myself in the leg with a knife. my heart is filling up with oozing bubbly black tar for no reason.   
Posted by The Muff on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 02:33:00 PST