THE REAL WOLFMAN - ProfilesArchive

About Me

the coolest rock and rolling carpenter, bass player, lucha bouncer, and alcoholic in town

My Interests

not sitting by myself everyday after work till i go to sleep. PBR. meeting fellow blue collar labors... especially the female type. being awesome. making furniture and what not. porn. rolling on the floor drunk on whiskey at heavy rebel. spending money i shouldn't at bars. laughing at white power music. talking shit for fun. wolfman. picking up after my two ill-mannered puppies Clurple and Penelope. sleeping with a combined 100 pounds of dogs draped over me and refusing to move. talkin on the phone while taking a shit. hating junkies. being loud and obnoxious. finding who ran over my first dog Nightmare and saying hi to them with a baseball bat. being a first generation carpenter. needing to be carried home. redneck ass piece of white trash... even though 5 string basses aren't rock and roll. porn. fucking with bouncers, even though i am one and hate when people do it to me. going out to bars with the crew and breakin hearts. unbreakable. being an asshole to my good friends. one eying bike rides. not living up to my reputation, whatever its is or has been. cock blocking myself. full moons. cooking when i got shit to cook. cleaning when i have a reason too. leading the most rock and roll lifestyle ever.

I'd like to meet:

like minded individuals... and of course my little red riding hood when she's in town

Music:

rock and fucking roll goddamnit

Movies:

ive got like over 500, i dont feel like picking cause there all fucking good

Television:

all i got is broadcast

Books:

mostly non-fiction cause i like to be dorky and learn

Heroes:

me, i fucking rule

My Blog

i case there was any debate

proof that i am in fact cooler than you http://edition.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0311/13/lol.08.html
Posted by THE REAL WOLFMAN on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 11:39:00 PST

i've been told

nothing impresses girls more than massive movie collections and star wars tattoos
Posted by THE REAL WOLFMAN on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 03:15:00 PST

a poem assron wrote me

wolfman dan, the wolfman danwolfman dan, the wolfman danwolfman dan, the wolfman danwolfman dan, the wolfman danhe can have funhe is handsomehe can have funhe is handsomehe is real neat he takes a sea...
Posted by THE REAL WOLFMAN on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 09:14:00 PST

it turns out

that my buddy assron jumped on my back while i was at the bar... and thats how i cracked my dome and got my brand new soon to be wicked eye brow scar. concussions rule, its kind of like blacking out...
Posted by THE REAL WOLFMAN on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 12:51:00 PST

i just had an ephiany

alcohol may not make me smarter... but it sure does make me a lot of friends. just check out my sweet gash on my eyebrow from hitting my head on the bar. boy i must really make my parents proud.
Posted by THE REAL WOLFMAN on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 03:23:00 PST

yea i live this life

and who wants to play battleship and get drunk caususe im drunky.... work ywea. now its tiume for the actyion channel i wantwe pot npw and yes i i i i ii i i thttime ti, type thet took a while. wo ...
Posted by THE REAL WOLFMAN on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 10:05:00 PST

apperntly im not the wolfman

but i can still rock hard and ride a bike drunk... heres to monkey ass dear diary. will somebody take me back to the scene of the crime?
Posted by THE REAL WOLFMAN on Sun, 11 Sep 2005 12:30:00 PST

yea

gonna be drunk at work tomorrow
Posted by THE REAL WOLFMAN on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 12:32:00 PST

i went up over the mountain

tell u what i see, one lonely angel looking out for me, went down there to the valley, tell you what i saw, one million demons calling out for more... war yea sasquatch
Posted by THE REAL WOLFMAN on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 12:04:00 PST

workin 2 jobs

yet another friday night spent workin all day. i need to learn to be more friendly when im at the raygun. but then agian i dont get paid to be friendly. still with an endless supply of naive 18 yea...
Posted by THE REAL WOLFMAN on Sat, 27 Aug 2005 01:15:00 PST