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Borchers

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

You know, I've had a lot of jobs... boxer, mascot, astronaut, imitation Krusty, baby-proofer, trucker, hippie, plow driver, food critic, conceptual artist, grease salesman, carny, mayor, grifter, bodyguard for the mayor, country western manager, garbage commissioner, mountain climber, farmer, inventor, Smithers, Poochie, celebrity assistant, power plant worker, fortune cookie writer, beer baron, Kwik-E-Mart clerk, homophobe and missionary. But protecting Springfield, that gives me the best feeling of all.

My Interests

music, movies, graphic novels, geek culture

I'd like to meet:

samurai

Music:



Movies:

big lebowski, star wars(original trilogy), clerks, brazil, pulp fiction, lost in translation, the adventures of buckaroo banzai across the 8th dimension

Television:

deadwood, battlestargalactica, adultswim, thesoup, weeds

Books:

oscard, amoore, pkdick, hmurakami, preacher, aclockworkorange, kvonnegut, gmorrison, ngaiman,

Heroes:

Greek morale was high. Herodotus wrote that when Dienekes, a Spartan soldier, was informed that Persian arrows blotted out the sun, he remarked with characteristically laconic prose, "So much the better, we shall fight in the shade."