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angie

it's all in the cheekz

About Me

A small girl living in a not so small world, could be a tragedy but what the f@#% are you suppose to do? Life's a bitch when your only 7cm high with a 32A cup! Abandoned and left to raise myself at age 19, i managed to scavenge for food and luxurious clothing in the big city, discovering all it's glorious beauties and weird, sometimes disgusting smells. At a certain point in time people would start letting me paint on their faces, you know cuz before i came to the city people would act reeeeaaallly weird when i'd come up to them and touch their faces, their mouths, their noses, their eyebrows, their womanly mustaches, their hair, their ears, their earlobes, their necks, their eyelashes and finish off with a butt squeeze and a little twat touching. But nope, not the montreal people, heck they get off on that shit, they desperately need their daily doses of twat rubbing and i'm like "that's cool, you know, glory to you and whatever gets you going cuz i'm reeeeaaaallly not like that but it's cool you know". i even get i few bucks too here and there for it! Who would've known!? (singing) i'm gonna make it after allllllllllllll
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My Interests

spying on crazy neighbors, cat naps (every hour of the day), making tea, waiting to get invited to somewhere cool, getting to somewhere cool and arriving at somewhere cool but chickening out at the last minute and going back home (sigh).

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

-underworld -my life with the thrill kill kult -the revolting cocks -new order -killing joke -depeche mode -prince -chris connelly -nick cave -miranda sex garden -cocteau twins -massive attack -kraftwerk -godflesh -atari teenage riot -petshop boys -love and rockets -genesis -rush -talk talk -faith no more -siouxsie and the banshees -simple minds -cherrie blue -lords of acid -psychic tv -sisters of mercy -yoko ono -living color -the chameleons -alien sex fiend -pulp -prick -the rapture -mr. bungle -the dandy warhols -brian jonestown massacre -alice in chains -leftfield -fleetwood mac -the smiths -darling kandie -gary numan -spookey ruben and, of course, i'm forgetting some...

Movies:

al pachino movies, stanly cubrick movies(yes, even though it's a cliche),david lynch movies, lost in translation, session 9(and people who hate it can go eat ass!), oliver stone movies, the crying game, matador, paris texas, mystery science theatre 2000, ..ries like : dig, capturing the friedmans, american movie, sick, charles buckowsky: born into this, troma movies and i'm only typing this at the top of my head so there are some missing, of course. oh yeah, and your occasional bad turkish movie with over the top absurd action scenes.

Television:

don't you remember when cartoons where cool? robotech, gem and the hologram, ren and stimpy, eon flux... and there's curb your inthusiasm and tha ali g show that i like also along with everybody else.

Books:

it's not that i don't like to read books, like certain self proclaimed dumb-asses will proudly confess , it's just that i don' find any that are appealing so i just stick to national geographic, blender and my monthly copy of heavy metal (adult comic magazine) or maybe some buckowsky or some bob flanagan

Heroes:

i'll be accepting resumes. thank you.