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Ryan

I love the smell of candy-flavored urinal cakes.

About Me

Laid-back, non-judgmental, friendly to friendly people, apathetic to others, darkly historied, the Chicago mother fucking BEARS, thoughtful, honest, goofy when not suppressed. I like beers, bars, and live bands. And bowling. That covers the B's. Hate dancing, though swing looked like fun. Too bad nobody remembers it now. Movie theaters rock, but books are better. I wouldn't do much for a Klondike Bar.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People with enough life in them to laugh at the little things. Modest. Happy drunks. Bad at bowling but love it anyway. Opinionated but open-minded. Football fans.

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