♥ ♥ Grab A Banner! ♥ ♥ Subscribe To My Blog! ♥ ♥ Add Me As A Friend! ♥ ♥ I was born to a Swedish family. My father was a noble man who worked very hard to feed my mother, 6 elephants and myself. He was a logger by day and by night he trained circus elephants in the sacred art of Ninjitsu. On my 6th birthday a pack of karate trained flamingos drowned my family in a pool of cough syrup. I, being afraid, hid in a toaster because I was 6 and that seemed like the smart thing to do. I watched as humans and elephants died an uncongested death (R.I.P. To The Wu Tang Elephants, I will always love you.) Afterwards I escaped using a rock, a triple A battery and some corn bread. Lost in the woods of West Dakota, I learned to live amongst the squirrels. After 20 years with no gas, electric, or reality TV I did what I had to do. I got a job at kinkos. The squirrels, Angry about my paper copying (a violation of squirrelism) killed all my friends... it was so easy with the help of Michael Jackson. So now I devote my time to collecting info on myspace and scowering the streets in my car that can talk to me, looking for revenge.
PS for those of you who don’t know what kinkos stands for… Kinkos (kangaroos in ninja karate opposition to squirrels) & this is a secret photo shot in a london park... oh yeah it’s serious.
HEIGHT: 5’11â€
WEIGHT: 182 lbs.
EYE COLOR: Green
HAIR: Black
RACE: Puerto Rican & Black
OCCUPATION: Comedian
FAVORITE COLOR: Banana
FAVORITE NUMBER: 28
FAVORITE THING TO DO: Movies, Sex & Poker… Not in that order. I really like poker. lol
PICTURES OF ME!!
Stats:
I hate porn because it messes up my perception of romance.
I have to go to myspace rehab!
I was once chased by turtles
I hate long walks on the beach
I look better in person…
I hold trophies for best conversation ever!
I get bored with people… easily
Jack of all trades master of sum!
I'm the shit because I won 5 years straight "The world's most humblest perso" award.
