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tony no knees

I am here for Friends

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I'd like to meet:

A Girl version of myself, except smarter...and better looking...and funnier...and less body hair, i mean, i don't have much body hair for a guy, but if a girl had the same amount as me that would be too much. and also she should know how to wrestle alligators cause i have bad dreams about alligators attacking me. Also she be able to bench press at least 400lbs but not all muscular, she should weigh less than 100lbs and she should be at least 6'4". honest except when lying for me. also she should have all of her toes and fingers, (extras are ok too i guess. ) she should never sweat...ever. and should smell of roses in the morning and lavender in the evening. she also needs to know how to make every food ever. she should own a coldstone store. also it would be nice if she were a pilot with her own jet. she must know how to ride a motorcycle. she must not ever have a period but still be able to have children and also she must be able to have the child fully develop in less than 2 months cause 9 months is too long. that's about it...not to much to ask i dont think. so if you meet this criteria contact me. also she should know at least 12 different languages...that's it

My Blog

I hung out with Mel Gibson!

There is Kind of  a  lot to this story, it was my last day of work at Gold's Gym. Ive been having a bit of bad luck lately, first my 1987 jeep comanche broke down again, ( whi...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 18:18:00 GMT

Shark attack!

So today was a wierd day, Ill start from the begining. I woke up around 9:00 to my norwegian roomate singing in norwegian and dancing around the apartment. She was still in her jammies (paja...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 22:10:00 GMT

my naked bungee jumping accident.

i live in sioux falls sd. there are a lot of native americans in this area. i am actually1/4 native myself. i was over at my friends tepee the other day making some easymac and frozen fishst...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 22:17:00 GMT

my awesome strip club expierience

so this is what happened a few weeks ago my car broke down in iowa. ill start out at the begininig of the night. it was halloween night and stopped over att he spill house to attend a supreme hallowee...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 21:52:00 GMT