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About Me

Im a 23 year old lovely young wench (as my Grandfather used to brand me) and LOVE to laugh! I love speaking in a scottish accent for some strange reason, and harrassing my friends Friend Michelle by reinacting the Michael Jackson Earth Song video every time she breaks wind! It truly is life threatening!In the daytime I sit at a poxy desk selling signs and lamposts - ABSOLUTELY THRILLING! And by night I work at DY5, the best roof to be under on the Waterfront! Its a must go!I love my friends to bits, I would be a cabbage without them (and id never have met Kemals Grandad in that Manchester street one day!) I couldnt live without Hayley and Gemma's sarkasm!Green is my favourite colour... I like to spend lots of money! I dunno... Im quite quiet though sometimes... and I wish I had the guts to tell a few people I know of to PISS OFF!!!I could go on... but Id bore the living daylights out of you all!Check out Kemals Grandad though on my photos! Hes a LEGEND! Hayley, Gem and Natalie agree! x
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My Interests

I dont get a lot of time to be interesting unfortunately! That sounds bad! It depends what company im with, if Im with Friends I just love to go out... if Im on my own, I usually go to the gym, swim, or shop... NOW I LOVE SHOPPING!!!!! Other than that I love to SLEEEEEP, its my best friend is sleep! a href="http://www.yourcoolprofile.com/Images/Glitter_Images/G litter_Zodiac_S

I'd like to meet:

Well, Im NOT loking for LURVE as I am very happy with Marky baby, but I am looking to meet any old friends from the woodworks and anyone that I know already, and new people too! I am also on the lookout to find Kemals Grandad... If anyone can point me in the right direction, youd be making a girl very happy! (PS Sorry if he does actually belong to anyone who might see this!) God almighty!
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Name: Emma Louise Elwood
Birthday: 20th May 1983
Birthplace: Wordsley
Current Location: I dont know, here and there!
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Browny redy
Height: 5'4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Hee Hee!
Your Heritage: English
The Shoes You Wore Today: Some sh*tty squeaky ones
Your Weakness: YOGURTs!
Your Fears: That Ill grow old and LONELY! With only a dog.
Your Perfect Pizza: WHEAT free... Wheat makes me chunky!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Getting in my CAR!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Kemals Grandad - I dunno - ask me when I know what it is!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Monday - Friday... I wanna DIE - Sat and Sun... THIS IS THE LIFE!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: Cow eyes apparently (My aunt told me I resemble a cow... HOW RUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!! BIATCH
Your Bedtime: 11.30ish on a school night, otherwise 4.30 - 5am after work on the weekend
Your Most Missed Memory: MANCHESTER BABY! LOVED it!
Pepsi or Coke: Coke I think... Not the white sort though, Im good
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King, but I like the toys in Mac D's
Single or Group Dates: Groups - Im a bore on my own!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither - YAK
Chocolate or Vanilla: OH THATS HARD... Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: NEITHER, again... YAK!
Do you Smoke: Ashamed to say YESSIREE!
Do you Swear: Ive never pissing swore in my baarstard life!
Do you Sing: Dreadfully.
Do you Shower Daily: at least once
Have you Been in Love: Though so, but now Im with Mark I know I never was with the others!
Do you want to go to College: Been, and been again and might even go AGAIN!
Do you want to get Married: DEFINITLY, but in no rush. Im a old fashioned kinda gal!
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes yes, sometimes no.
Do you get Motion Sickness: When I look a poo it does make me heave - yes.
Do you think you are Attractive: I dont think Im UGLY, but I wouldnt say Im Angelina Jolie!
Are you a Health Freak: NOPE
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes now Im not living with them properly
Do you like Thunderstorms: YEP...
Do you play an Instrument: No, I used to play the OBOE...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yep, some Malibu in my PURPLE J20... delish!
In the past month have you Smoked: Cigarrettes, yes, Weed, no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Every night is a date to me!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Hell YEAH, and spent much more than i could afford
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Erm... I might sound thick, but What re they?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Never in my life
In the past month have you been on Stage: Ive pissed about on the podium at work
In the past month have you been Dumped: NO!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In the bath
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Someones pen
Ever been Drunk: Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... Yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes!
Ever been Beaten up: No, I beat someone up whenI was about 13 though!
Ever Shoplifted: No! Got sackd over some Cadburys Fingers though...
How do you want to Die: With some Cloggs and pair of VERY laddered tights!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Grown UP! Marks always tellin me Im being childish!
What country would you most like to Visit: ANYWHERE but England. New York would be gr8
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: No pref
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: About mine
Weight: He must be 13, 4and 3quarter stones (ANY, I dont care!)
Best Clothing Style: Any, i dont worry about that at all, as long as trousers arent pulled up to armpits!
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1 on a number of occasions
Number of CDs I own: too many, and too much SH*TE too... KATE BUSH!
Number of Piercings: 4 in each ear and one at the top
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Falling for some of the dickheads I have done!

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Music:

Im loving House (Funky House) at the minute... but I can adapt to anything, and Im not a musical taste racist either, each to their own! I love 80s cheese - Wham! and BURNING RING OF FIRE!!! DIRTY BEATS can come my way too... the filthier the better! Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

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Movies:

The GOONIES (Baby RUUUUUTH!) The Green Mile (If im feeling sensible) Jim Carey movies always make me chuckle. SOUTH PARK the movie. Oh and I Am Sam...
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Television:

Dont watch TV of my own accord unless I get up before Mark on a sunday and try to catch a glimpse of the Hollyoaks omnibus (Before mark RUDELY changes the channel over!) But thats it. Take the quiz:
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You poor creature, you have been locked in a dungeon for your whole life, you come from a family who treats you like a prisoner, and you are very ugly. But even so you still are like a loveable teddy bear with a very sweet soul

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Books:

Cant read! (Yes I can!) I dont really read much.. I once had a bout of Erotica Novels (Which I would highly recommend for girls and guys - theres loads of lesbian stuff in them for you men!) - I usually skip that kind of story though!


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Heroes:

My friends, my family and Mark and his family are all I need to be a happy bunny. I have different reasons for all, but would be writing them forever, so I proceed to move on. Just check out the Pics to see who's Who! MySpace Ticker

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