not many drinks raise for me anymore. |
birthdays used to be exciting. it was a bench mark of achievement. even though the achievement was nothing more than surviving it deserved everyone's attention: "now, i'm THIS many!""now, i'm a teenag...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 20:42:00 GMT |
heres to springfield (revised) |
Here's to SpringfieldHere's to cornfields and tornadoes. To road construction, one-ways from hell and roadblocks. Here's to Jerome, Springfield and State cops: here's to 9th at 9 and courtroom 3C. To ...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 13:10:00 GMT |
listerine |
ok, so i was never a huge listerine kid growing up. actually, i was the fortunate one who hardly had to brush but never had a cavity. mom, always put the big listerine bottle in my bathroom in hopes i...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 14:52:00 GMT |
this one time when i was little. |
I had to be about three years old. My mom had these gigantic, ornate book cases in the living room which was sunken. Two entrances: one on each end. So, there i am siting indian style (native american...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 16:21:00 GMT |
parking spot envy |
I wake up and drive. I drive to where ever the story needs to take me: it..s the parking lot that interests me. It doesn..t matter how my hair looks, whether or not my breath smells bad, if my socks m...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 16:06:00 GMT |
grandma's kitchen |
Five days of mediocrity, its almost a government. It behooves any American, middle-class, white, male to accept that not only are they under the democracy but also a reputation. One that is identical ...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 22:18:00 GMT |
I am Joey Moretti |
My turn.Why would anyone want something like this? Especially someone I respect. I must be hungry because Im furious. "This load of shit makes me sick. Its a fucking repetitious high school prom." Pau...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 16:03:00 GMT |
