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I only went with your mother cause she's dirty

You can suck on my NICE biscuit...anyday

About Me

Hi, i'm Emma; I am a sexually prominicious chav; You think i'm slutty ? Take it up wiv ma crew !No seriously, I'm Emma and yeah, live in a sleepy town named Alresford. I really do rather like camping, seeing the sexy josh, bombing it about with my loved ones and and and and and yeah all the average shite what people love.Happy Mike?
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My Interests

I like lots of shite....the usual.....music, mates, my famuly, strawberry and chocolate ice cream, running around in thunderstorms, and the smell after it has rained, oh I also love wood paint lalalala

I'd like to meet:

...God...

Music:

P I N K F L O Y D, Marley, Editors, Enter Shikari, Maccabees, Kooks, P!atd, My Chemical Romance, Tom Vek, Streetlight Manifesto, Snow Patrol, Razorlight (the old), Joy Division, Tokyo Police Club, Cupids chokehold-I adore that song, Led Zeppelin, Maximo Park, The Rakes, Rickard Ashcroft, The Verve, Jamie T, Genesis lalalalala

Movies:

I like lots, horror, comedy whatever, all you need is wikid company

Television:

Well.....Ugly betty, Big brother, Hollyoaks, Neighbours, Shameless, 8 out of 10 cats....basically anything B U T stargate

Books:

Karma Sutra, The Usborne Children's Guide to Enema..Thankyou Peter

Heroes:

For my darling E D W A R D !Good morning, Worm your honor. The crown will plainly show The prisoner who now stands before you Was caught red-handed showing feelings Showing feelings of an almost human nature; This will not do. Call the schoolmaster!I always said he'd come to no good In the end your honor. If they'd let me have my way I could Have flayed him into shape. But my hands were tied, The bleeding hearts and artists Let him get away with murder. Let me hammer him today?Crazy, Toys in the attic I am crazy, Truly gone fishing. They must have taken my marbles away. Crazy, toys in the attic he is crazy.You little shit you're in it now, I hope they throw away the key. You should have talked to me more often Than you did, but no! You had to go Your own way, have you broken any Homes up lately? Just five minutes, Worm your honor, Him and Me, alone.Baaaaaaaaaabe! Come to mother baby, let me hold you In my arms. M'lud I never wanted him to Get in any trouble. Why'd he ever have to leave me? Worm, your honor, let me take him home.Crazy, Over the rainbow, I am crazy, Bars in the window. There must have been a door there in the wall When I came in. Crazy, over the rainbow, he is crazy.The evidence before the court is Incontrivertable, there's no need for The jury to retire. In all my years of judging I have never heard before Of someone more deserving Of the full penaltie of law. The way you made them suffer, Your exquisite wife and mother, Fills me with the urge to defecate! And since, My friend, you have revealed your deepest fears, I sentance you to be exposed! Before your peers Tear down the wall!

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Hello, i've literally just worked out how to do this so BANG happy Valentines
Posted by I only went with your mother cause she's dirty on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 09:40:00 PST