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DeepThoughtsByJackHandey.comI am 28 and live/own on the east side of St. Paul, MN. I am married to my beautiful wife Erin. We have two roommates, Becky and Nathan(Erin's sister's boy friend). We also have a Boston Terrier named Puck. He pees a lot.... seriously...I don't see how something his size can produce the amount of urine he does! I am also constantly amazed at the putrid stench that can eminate from his bowels. It's the kind that will quite literally burn your nose hair out. I work in mortgage for a company in Minnetonka, MN that I started at in May of '06. I have been in finance for a bit over 6 years now and am really liking the new place.I am a Black sash in a southern Chineese Kung Fu and have won 2 grand championships in forms. I love it for the work out and the competition. Plus, I now know how to kick ass effectively. I love to sing Kareoke, play vids, watch movies, fish, camp and play golf (either irl or golden tee at my favorite bar the Sherwood lounge).
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Adam
Birthday: 2/23/79
Birthplace: St. Paul, MN
Current Location: St. Paul, MN
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 5' 6''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Irish German - Drunken Haters
The Shoes You Wore Today: Rockport - dress shoes
Your Weakness: Puppies and violent video games
Your Fears: Ninjas
Your Perfect Pizza: Sausage, mushroom and onion
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Finish the damn dark tower series
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Pwned - I hate that phrase
Thoughts First Waking Up:
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes - I think
Your Bedtime: Right after Conan but before that shithead comes on
Your Most Missed Memory: Trying to hold a Northern like it was a Bass
Pepsi or Coke: Mountain Dew
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: Both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Brisk
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate... anyone who says Vanilla is either a liar or an idiot
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee - no cream, no sugar
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: Ya
Do you Sing: Yep, like to do the Kareoke
Do you Shower Daily: Yes, but not really on weekends
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that
Do you want to get Married: Already am
Do you belive in yourself: I've heard rumors that I exist, but I have a hard time believing them
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes
Are you a Health Freak: hard to be when I eat fast food 5 times a week
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love em, big ones in the BWCA
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar sort of, Euphonium
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
&..39;In the past month have you been on Drugs:' Does Nyquil count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Hell no!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, but about 2 months ago
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope, but I wish, I love it
In the past month have you been on Stage: Kareoke
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Never
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Baseball cards as a kid until I got busted
Ever been Drunk: Of course
Ever been called a Tease: Only by gay men
Ever been Beaten up: Nope, sucker punched once
Ever Shoplifted: again with the baseball cards
How do you want to Die: Zombie or Alien Invasion
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Sort of grown up already
What country would you most like to Visit: Amsterdam
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: redish brown
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5' 6'' or less
Weight: doesn't matter if it's in the right spots
Best Clothing Style: Casual / Hippie
Number of Drugs I have taken:
Number of CDs I own: don't know
Number of Piercings: 0, just a scar from the eyebrow piercing
Number of Tattoos: 0, not into them
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Pi
I'm a husler! - or - I'm a Pimp!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who wants to buy a home! Also, Chuck Norris.Did you know:The Boogie man checks under his bed at night for Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, too bad he's incapable of crying.

adopt your own virtual pet!
You Are a Martini
There's no other way to say it: you're a total lush.
You hold your liquor well, and you hold a lot of it! What Mixed Drink Are You?

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