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Simon

Quite exciting, this computer magic.

About Me

This is completely futile, talking about myself. I find it rather narcissistic. I am season ticket holder at Lincoln City F.C. Which makes me better than glory hunter morons.
I don't believe in any religous thinking because I think that it is stupid to base your life around a book that is 2000 years old.
I often get bored, so I make films/ take photos to pass the time. I love to eat, I'm one of those lucky folks that can eat loads and not get fat.
I'm a vegetarian and also left handed. I like being vegetarian because it makes me different from everyone else. Plus it gives me a constant moral highground.

My Interests

Music, football, photography and Cricket.

I'd like to meet:

A talking monkey, 'nuff said.

Music:

Kraftwerk, Sufjan Stevens, The Libertines, The Who, The Kleptones, Bloc Party, Matisyahu, The Arcade Fire, Radiohead, Oasis, Blur, Dizzee Rascal, Sway, Doves, Franz Ferdinand, The Decemberists, The Futureheads, Gary Numan, The Go Team, The Hives, Idlewild, Interpol, Sigur Ros, Muse, and loads of other stuff.
Trans-Europe Express by Kraftwerk is my favourite album.

Movies:

This is Spinal Tap, Star Wars (not the crappy new ones), Snakes on a Plane. I also enjoy foreign language cinema, as they lack the rubbish CGI and poor acting from so-called "great" actors, on a low budget they pull of some total classics, like Goodbye, Lenin! for example.
Silent films should also be appreciated, I love Buster Keaton, Nosferaut eine Symphonie des Grauens and The Cabinet of Doctor Caligari.

Television:

Seinfeld, CSI, Lost, The Mighty Boosh, House, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Family Guy, The Simpsons before it got crap, Futurama, The Day Today, Nathan Barley, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, Brasseye, Monkey, Mitchell and Webb etc.

Books:

Anything that is remotely challenging and makes you think.

Heroes:

Zinedine Zidane, the greatest player of my lifetime. The guy who invented Animal Crossing. That Lithuanian bald guy. Lance Armstrong. Monty Panesar. Michael Vaughn.

My Blog

I fractured my arm

It hurt:It's ok now though.I've got alot of mobility back- I can type with 2 hands. Should be healed soon then: which will be nice.Bloody SLING!xx
Posted by Simon on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 02:00:00 PST

The Ashes tonight!

I'm getting excited about the Ashes!Only a few hours to go now.I reckon we can draw the series.In other news, Lincoln are still second, but we're off form: a rubbish display against Darlo put my hopes...
Posted by Simon on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 12:43:00 PST

I've perfected it!

I can get up at 8.15, wash hair at 8.17, get dressed at 8.20, eat breakfast at 8.23, brush teeth at 8.30, then wait for Caz to knock at 8.45.I need never get up earlier again!xx
Posted by Simon on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 09:38:00 PST

Are these people deluded?

Despite the evidence that the universe is billions of years old, 45% of Colorado Springs, in the USA, beleive that the universe is 10,000 years old. That is the same across most of the "Bible Belt". T...
Posted by Simon on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 06:35:00 PST

Worst train journey ever?

King's Cross to Lincoln Central. Some idiot died on the line, so 3 trains are cancelled! So all three trains worth of people are forced onto one! I didn't get a seat, so I sat on the floor in the midd...
Posted by Simon on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 07:26:00 PST

Lincoln 7-1 Rochdale

Wayhay! We beat Rochdale 7-1 today. One of the best performances I've ever seen. Every goal was quality.
Posted by Simon on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 03:09:00 PST

Sixth Form

Is kinda cool. Apart from the twats. Just saw this child singer on the telly, he has a record contract already. He looks about 13, he is infact, 16! And as I always say, talented kids are usually tw...
Posted by Simon on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 09:32:00 PST

Woop, I'm left wing!

It appears I am quite left wing. According to the political compass. As we know, the left are the most rational people on eath. The right are a bunch of pompous fools that know nothing, and they're al...
Posted by Simon on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 12:11:00 PST

Yawn

I am bloody bored. 30 mins until spooks ! I think I'll play some chess! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
Posted by Simon on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 12:28:00 PST

Kraftwerk Live '81....

Kraftwerk, you gotta love 'em. .. width="425" height="350">..> Some funky rythyms being laid down there....
Posted by Simon on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 02:46:00 PST